Used a couple different teams, but I kept getting noobed with good teams on the low ladder, so I made a "fuckit" team. Literally, that's its name.
Gold Snake is 3pic (Arbok) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Intimidate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 120 HP / 252 Atk / 136 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Coil
- Gunk Shot
- Earthquake
- Sucker Punch
This thing was actually hilariously effective for a CLC mon. It punched HUGE holes in 90% of the teams it faced because this thing is very unprepared for. Sucker Punch is nice priority, and Gunk Shot hits very hard after a boost or two. Earthquake is surprisingly amazing coverage for poison.
Venasaur/Torterra (Torterra) @ Leftovers
Ability: Overgrow
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Wood Hammer
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge
Fast lead without recovery. Before, I used the Bulky SR set that had synthesis in the 4th slot. It was good, but too much shit resisted all its moves. Flying types, and some grass, hard walled it, and this made it difficult to be useful; it would often lose momentum. So, I increased the speed, slapped on stone edge, and voila, I had a new lead. Also gets huge damage on piloswine, which fuck that thing because its super bulky.
Solid Rock (Carracosta) @ White Herb
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Shell Smash
- Aqua Jet
- Waterfall
- Stone Edge
My first "Fuckit" mon was a wonderful cleaner. Its synergy with Arbok worked, even though it was kind of random, since they mostly hit similar threats but Arbok does take out a few major threats. Aqua Jet was another form of priority, and worked well at +2 to clean. Stone edge hits really hard at +2. Sturdy made a nice emergency button at times when Mr. Mime couldn't do such, and allowed me to shell smash a few times I normally wouldn't get one off. The item changed a bunch, don't ask.
See Through (Swanna) @ Life Orb
Ability: Keen Eye
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Scald
- Hurricane
- Defog
- Roost
I like this. I like it a lot more than fucking pelipper because pelipper is a scrubsickle that hits like a baby. Hurricane and Scald make it a hax machine, and its pretty fast too, making it a nice defogger with recovery that haxes opponents. Life Orb gets a ton of damage output without being too bad for its longevity.
Wishing Well (Mr. Mime) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Filter
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Psychic
- Dazzling Gleam
- Focus Blast
- Healing Wish
Healing Wish is a great move for this, often giving carracosta or arbok another chance to sweep. Standard Scarf, its stabs are pretty weak but can be useful at times.
u lose = u bad (Linoone) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Pickup
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Belly Drum
- ExtremeSpeed
- Shadow Claw
- Seed Bomb
Fuckit mon #2. If it gets setup against basically any portion of the tier its gg, and it swept several times. Against other HO it can end up being deadweight, but it was worth it.