Hello Stormtroopers,
Our accuracy when hitting Rebels during skirmishes is, in a word, lacking. On the Death Star, our troopers couldn’t hit two rebel operatives and a Wookie, and as a result Princess Leia escaped! And we know it’s not the blasters, because many of our troopers were gunned down by their generic, everyday blasters.
Starting Monday, every Stormtrooper will be required to attend target practice for at least three hours a week. Anyone with less than three hours will be receiving a citation. To help incentivize you, a 100 credit coupon to the Empire cafeteria will be given to the top 10% of scorers for a week.
Regards,
Grand Moff Tarkin
Our accuracy when hitting Rebels during skirmishes is, in a word, lacking. On the Death Star, our troopers couldn’t hit two rebel operatives and a Wookie, and as a result Princess Leia escaped! And we know it’s not the blasters, because many of our troopers were gunned down by their generic, everyday blasters.
Starting Monday, every Stormtrooper will be required to attend target practice for at least three hours a week. Anyone with less than three hours will be receiving a citation. To help incentivize you, a 100 credit coupon to the Empire cafeteria will be given to the top 10% of scorers for a week.
Regards,
Grand Moff Tarkin