Can You Haiku? (5)

[Steamroll]

Quite fitting for anyone who knows the daily routine of PO

(20:48) zzazzdsa1367:
i was late because*
too busy making haikus
then saw silenced chat

 

[Ramblin Wreck]

I made a haiku
but it is not very good
so I won't share it.

I wrote another.
It is better than the first.
I should write some more.

 

[Minwu]

wit and cunning can
extemporaneously
create a haiku

 

[tennisace]

I thought I was on
r/trees because i saw the
number in the title

im high

 

[TalkingLion]

I don't like haiku
Why did I even post this
So I'm leaving now

 

[Steamroll]

selfishly state that,
the world revolves around you
get hit with real life

 

[THE_IRON_...KENYAN?]

not this fucking thread again

no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no no

 

[THE_IRON_...KENYAN?]

Im guessing the 5 in the thread title represents how many haiku threads we have had before

 

[blarajan]

I see you riding
Downtown with the girl I love
And I'm like, Haiku.

 

[Terrador]

I'm wondering when
This thread will become derailed...
I'm dreading the day.

Is it already?
I have high hopes for this thread
Will it survive yet?

 

[zorbees]

You re-posted that.
It is in the signature
Of that Jebus guy.

 

[Steamroll]

blara are you blind?
that was already posted
on the first damn page.

EDIT:

Steamroll and Zorbees
post at the same time only to
point out blara's faults

 

[Terrador]

Yes, copypasta
Has now come to a forum
/b/, eat your heart out.

 

[Woodchuck]

come on really guys
cut him some slack, we all know
that he's blarajan

 

[Smith]

A while back my brother and I were bored in physics or something so we decided to write Dirty Haikus instead of Dirty Limericks, hilarity ensues (Nick is the name of my brother).

(the joke for most of them is that they are not witty whatsoever)

very rude and not altogether classy

My contributions:
HAIKUS FOR AN AUTUMN'S DAY
-Softly descending
-A fiery palette of leaves
-Nick is a (BAN ME PLEASE)

-Delicately sipping
-The brew of the season's son
-Nick has super-AIDS

-We didn't start the
-fire; though we did ignite it
-We tried to fight it

-The ant's loyalty
-To the mound, unwavering
-I stomped the fucker

-The tree stands proudly
-Quivering in the March wind
-The tree is my cock


Nick and the guy next to him (both of whom are considerably more crass than myself)
-Sakura Blossoms (I made fun of him for that)
-Colorfully adorn all
-(BAN ME PLEASE) bitch tits cock

-Today it's Friday
-I'm not paying attention
-Fuck the damn police

-penis penis dick
-penis penis penis dick
-penis penis dick

-Mount Fuji stands tall
-Tall and Graceful in nature
-I am a rapist

-Leaves of brown, orange
-Gracefully fall to the earth
-Gay pornography

-Now I look upon
-A twinkling star, shining bright
-Ejaculation

-Yellow daffodil
-All alone in the meadow
-I forcibly cum

-A graceful pine tree
-Standing, reigning, tall and proud
-Anal beads galore

-Crystal water falls
-Gracefully into the pond
-Where is my dildo?

-I ejaculate
-All over a bunch of cats
-This story's over

-The mother pushes
-I gaze at the newborn babe
-Too bad! A stillbirth

-Snow blankets the world
-The world, baptized in whiteness
-Kind of like my dick

-Oh dandelion,
-Beautiful dandelion
-Suck my big fat cock

Might add some serious submissions if this thread lasts that long! (doubtful)

 

[DetroitLolcat]

Lolcat of Detroit
Will win the OST 8
And get a damn badge

Smogon I am on
Essay is due tomorrow
Lolcat get an F

Haikus soon will suck
TIK will troll this thread
Then the mods will close

Lolcat sees page 2
TIK already trolled
Damn that man is fast

Lolcat looks at thread
Lols at blara's crappy post
I'm banned on PO???

Mister Rey Scar Face
Needs to post in hot girls thread
Lolcat needs a fap.

 

[zorbees]

Yes, copypasta
Has now come to a forum
/b/, eat your heart out.

Come on Terrador
/b/ is not pronounced
be, it's slash be slash.

 

[His Eminence Lord Poppington II]

i can't haiku
suck my dick, bitchhocunt
suck my dick

 

[Ampharos]

Epic IRC Haikuing

[20:50] <@zorbees> erm, let me put that in haiku form
[20:50] <@zorbees> terrador you suck
[20:50] <Terrador> what
[20:50] <@zorbees> you cannot count syllables
[20:50] <Terrador> wait, fuck
[20:50] <Terrador> Did I fail?
[20:50] <@zorbees> you are a huge noob
[20:51] <@zorbees> line 1 in the second haiku
[20:51] <@zorbees> had 6
[20:51] <Terrador> Herp
[20:51] <Terrador> My bad.
06[20:51] * Terrador headdesk
01[20:51] <Walrein> zorbees you are harsh
01[20:51] <Walrein> this is walrein's worst haiku
[20:51] <@zorbees> interrupt haiku
01[20:51] <Walrein> o shit im out of-
[20:51] <Spiffy> zorbees sux
[20:51] <@zorbees> walrein did you like
[20:51] <@zorbees> my modification of
[20:51] <@zorbees> your shitty haiku?
01[20:52] <Walrein> it was kind of meh
01[20:52] <Walrein> the interruption was lame
01[20:52] <Walrein> otherwise, we're cool
[20:52] <@zorbees> interrupt again
[20:52] <@zorbees> damn
[20:54] <@zorbees> great haiku i make
[20:54] <@zorbees> about nothing much, it is
01[20:54] <Walrein> interrupted end
[20:54] <@zorbees> asian yoda man
[20:54] <Terrador> ohsnap.jpeg
01[20:54] <Walrein> wow, just fucking wow
01[20:54] <Walrein> my webcam is horrible
01[20:54] <Walrein> dropped a jillion frames
[20:55] <@zorbees> lets play yu-gi-oh
[20:55] <@zorbees> i activate my trap card
[20:55] <@zorbees> torrential tribute
01[20:56] <Walrein> i am terrible
01[20:56] <Walrein> at the game called yugioh
01[20:56] <Walrein> at least i have cards
01[20:56] <Walrein> also, breaking haiku for a sec
01[20:56] <Walrein> torrential tribute pisses me off
[20:57] <@zorbees> lol
[20:57] <@zorbees> torrential tribute
[20:57] <@zorbees> pisses walrein off a lot
[20:57] <@zorbees> it clears his whole field
[20:57] <Terrador> Why I think haiku
01[20:57] <Walrein> the only thing worse
[20:57] <Terrador> Sucks dick is because you guys
01[20:57] <Walrein> than a torrential tribute
[20:57] <Terrador> Always fail at life
01[20:57] <Walrein> is a mirror force
06[20:57] * Terrador runs
03[20:57] * Parts: Terrador (Mibbit@synIRC-EBE8DA1B.bvtn.or.frontiernet.net)
01[20:58] <Walrein> our awful haikus
01[20:58] <Walrein> have scared terrador away
01[20:58] <Walrein> he is facepalming
03[20:59] * Joins: Chomz (~765dd026@synIRC-EA427201.dsl.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
[21:00] <@zorbees> i respond to him
[21:00] <@zorbees> in the smogon haiku thread
[21:00] <@zorbees> i troll him too much
01[21:01] <Walrein> i just found this thread
01[21:01] <Walrein> i want to post something there
01[21:01] <Walrein> possibly this log

 

[RayquazaTheKip]

Do not fail at life
Life must not be failed that bad
If you fail, fail well.

That must be the best one :D

 

[Team Amon Amarth]

Death Metal Haiku by Yours Truly

They are dying en masse
It is funny to watch, like
When their heads implode

Evisceration
Is such a fun word to say
Better to act out

Blood is hard to clean
So be careful where you kill
Evidence galore

Skulls make good baseballs
Only if they are small ones
Don't waste resources

Rib meat is superb
No matter where it came from
Or so I am told

I should stop here now
Before the authorities come
I'm not insane

Edit: Corrected Walrein, sorry

 

[Ampharos]

Team Amon Amarth
Your first haiku was messed up
First line was too long.

 

[Fireburn]

Thinking of haikus
Finally got a good one
Too bad, out of space

Oh look, it is Chou
Posting his students' haikus
Hope they don't find out

And one I encountered way too often...

My Scarf Palkia
Oughta sweep up his whole team
WHY WOBBUFFET WHY

 

[tape]

sometimes i wonder
just how many haiku threads
we need for a year

edit:

A while back my brother and I were bored in physics or something so we decided to write Dirty Haikus instead of Dirty Limericks, hilarity ensues (Nick is the name of my brother).

(the joke for most of them is that they are not witty whatsoever)

very rude and not altogether classy

My contributions:
HAIKUS FOR AN AUTUMN'S DAY
-Softly descending
-A fiery palette of leaves
-Nick is a (BAN ME PLEASE)

-Delicately sipping
-The brew of the season's son
-Nick has super-AIDS

-We didn't start the
-fire; though we did ignite it
-We tried to fight it

-The ant's loyalty
-To the mound, unwavering
-I stomped the fucker

-The tree stands proudly
-Quivering in the March wind
-The tree is my cock


Nick and the guy next to him (both of whom are considerably more crass than myself)
-Sakura Blossoms (I made fun of him for that)
-Colorfully adorn all
-(BAN ME PLEASE) bitch tits cock

-Today it's Friday
-I'm not paying attention
-Fuck the damn police

-penis penis dick
-penis penis penis dick
-penis penis dick

-Mount Fuji stands tall
-Tall and Graceful in nature
-I am a rapist

-Leaves of brown, orange
-Gracefully fall to the earth
-Gay pornography

-Now I look upon
-A twinkling star, shining bright
-Ejaculation

-Yellow daffodil
-All alone in the meadow
-I forcibly cum

-A graceful pine tree
-Standing, reigning, tall and proud
-Anal beads galore

-Crystal water falls
-Gracefully into the pond
-Where is my dildo?

-I ejaculate
-All over a bunch of cats
-This story's over

-The mother pushes
-I gaze at the newborn babe
-Too bad! A stillbirth

-Snow blankets the world
-The world, baptized in whiteness
-Kind of like my dick

-Oh dandelion,
-Beautiful dandelion
-Suck my big fat cock

Might add some serious submissions if this thread lasts that long! (doubtful)

this was actually really good hahahhaha

 

[Pocket]

Your students are witty, Chou, HAHA!