Can You Haiku? (5)

[Chou Toshio]

So today I was in class when I noticed Haiku written by my students. There were some real gems:

授業中
The middle of class (5)
春風吹いて
There was a spring wind that blew (7)
眠くなる
I became sleepy (5)


冬休み
Winter Vacation
課題終わらず
I finish not my homework
最後泣く
In the end I cry

I almost laughed out loud in the middle of class. The English above I just tried to translate while sticking to the 5-7-5 syllable pattern.

What can you make??

 

[Matthew]

The lonesome king does-
Sit upon his own sorrow
And weep to himself

Birds flying around
The old man at the park sits
And feeds his friends.

Birds flying around
The young boy at the park sits
And makes new friends.

A blind man crossing-
The street with his dog on a-
Leash. Both have a smile.

EDIT:
unsure if thread is serious or not serious

 

[Jebus McAzn]

reading hemingway
phallic symbols everywhere
this is my lit class



also *points at signature*

 

[Zacchaeus]

Chou translates haikus
They are rather humorous
Overall: B+

 

[Shining_Latios]

I am writing this
While looking at the screen
And I am now bored

 

[popemobile]

I cannot haiku
It is hard for me because
I can't count to 5

 

[popemobile]

no shave november
a truly disgusting month
your beard is weird, dog

 

[Lemonade]

No one has said this
Haikus are nature and cold
Refrigerator

 

[Snunch]

Im as free as a
bird, and this bird you cannot
cha-a-a-a-nge

 

[Steamroll]

welcome to smogon
may I give you a tour please?
this here is darkly.

two months is quite fast
from nothing to something quick
blazing my own trail

came out of nowhere
well who the fuck is steamroll?
guess you will find out

 

[Brambane]

Owl hunts at night
Silently flies through forest
Until the sunrise

Fish in the water
Swim up the river to spawn
Cycle continues

One caterpillar
Eats to grow wings and soars off
Metamorphosis

Sun shines over sea
Dive off boat into water
Get attacked by shark

Leaves change and time flows
The birds fly south as snow falls
Song of the seasons

Longs for company
Goes downtown to the corner
Finds a prostitute

 

[Stratos]

no shave november
a truly disgusting month
your beard is weird, dog

you are not funny
i want you to stop posting
no seriously

 

[popemobile]

you are not funny
i want you to stop posting
no seriously

how mad are you right now

 

[Curtains]

I want to kill you
and take your fucking iphone
so i can pawn shop

pokemon is ass
too much luck i do not have
plays a real damn game

 

[Steamroll]

how mad are you right now

someone seems damn mad
i don't know exactly why
but there must be reasons

 

[comatthew6]

I snipe your ass off.
You get mad and then rage quit.
I laugh at your pain.

 

[AccidentalGreed]

Do not be afraid
Of such incomplexities
My dearest Hano.

I want to spread wings
Forevermore in the sun
Have gone with the light.

 

[Steamroll]

haikous have one rule
following the standard guide...
... of five, seven, five

 

[Bobtheball4]

nails is a pervert
he makes me hide my children
jump should infract him

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

YES SNUNCH!

The rolling stone tips
off a hill into a lake
bad luck Steve Tyler

 

[Wikey]

I still remember the first haiku I wrote in like second grade:

Monkey in a tree
Swinging gracefully, up high
So close to the sky

 

[Pernicious]

Open fields of green Enclave of nature confined.
Hark! A dog shitting.

Don't open the bag
Grandma, please don't open the –
Yep. It's a lobster.

Its power is legend.
None defy Do Not Erase.
My board dick is safe.

Furrowed brows type away.
Studious fingers jot notes.
Behind screens, text twists.

 

[Woodchuck]

how much wood would a
woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck
could chuck wood (lol k)

 

[Minwu]

bloobers are attack
the battle now let's get out!
GET OUT EVERY

 

[Bobtheball4]

You bring the Kool-Aid
You scream "Oh Yeah!" through the wall
You fucked up my house