DEATHLINE
It is now morning.
kingofkongs jitterishly rushes around the village, eager for blood.
"AWOOOOOOOO," he howls, while you all uneasily watch him.
Everyone gathers to watch the events unfold, wondering what
kingofkongs is talking about, some giant massacre.
Several people are missing and you send out the search parties, interested in seeing who has actually survived and who is simply kidnapped.
Nightmare Jigglypuff is walking along peacefully when a pile of vomit plops onto his head, spewed from a window above him. He begins screaming, wondering what caused this, when he hears
iss sobbing frantically.
Niggly summons everyone to what can only be
Mithril's room. They stare in utter horror at the scene.
This hasn't been seen since the second SANDS war.
Maxim and
HSA awkwardly try to comfort
iss, who keeps shouting, "HE CHEATED ON ME! HE CHEATED.. ON ME!!!!"
danmantincan, a veteran of these wars, steps forward.
"No, son, this wasn't consentual. This was what killed him. I've seen it before. It's what finally killed old Lassie..."
Everyone shudders. They hear veterans of conflicts discuss Lassie's fate every so often. It was gruesome. It led
Crux to suicide. And now,
iss may follow the same path.
Mithril lies with his large intestine splayed out behind him, stark naked. The quantity of blood and suspicious white blobs of liquid leave nothing to question.
Mithril died of anal rape.
Dear Mithril, you are Michael Bolton
THIS IS THE TALE, OF MICHAEL BOLTON. A LOVE BALLAD SINGER, VOICE SO SUAVE. JOINED UP WITH THE SANDS, CAUSE THAT’S WHAT JACK SPARROW WOULD DO. GONNA WIN THE GAME IN HONOR OF HIS FAVORITE MOVIIIIIIES.
Every night, you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "NX – Sing a touching song around user". You will pull one of your greatest hits out of the archives and sing in the vicinity of that user, which will calm even the angriest of killers and bodyguard that user for the night.
Additionally, every day your many fans will hunt around the town for news, rumors and clues as to who died overnight. They will tell you the killer of half the deaths, rounded up if there is an odd number.
You currently hold a Pile of Cocaine. <snip>.
You are allied with the SANDS ACQUISITIONS, INC. You win if the SANDS eliminate all threats. Additionally, you must gain access to the SANDS, and all living team members at the time of winning must have held it, in addition to it currently being in your possession.
Quote: THIS IS THE TALE, OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW.
Everyone turns to look at newcomer
makiri. He was the original anal rapist and he just entered the game, a suspicious coincidence, but he isn't present.
Perhaps he's dead. Perhaps he's simply another kidnapping victim, who's to say? Regardless, it's ruled he likely was not the dick this time.
HOH HOH HOH.
KINGOFKONGS ADDED THE WRONG NAME TO SOMEONE'S TARGET COLUMN, DUE TO THAT HUMAN IS BACK ALIVE.
The SANDS ARENA has fared well, however! The
Pile of Cocaine is now in it, alongside the
Good Show Script.
Looking around, besides
makiri, two others are missing. With these deaths and all the kidnaps, your numbers border on tiny - only fourteen are gathered.
Jared and
Walrein are gone as well, to where? Who knows. But as no body can be found, you must deem them living.
Do not speak with
makiri, Jared or Walrein they are gone. Don't target them either.
Fortunately, those who were missing are now back!
Paradoxus grumpily climbs up the mountain to you all, angry about all this kidnap mess. He is soaking wet and appears to have swam all the way back from the bottom of the sea. How did he get there? He's refusing to say.
Blazikenmaster-Zeo returns, eager to get back into the swing of things. He is coated in a disgusting sludge and looks a little worse for the wear, but is otherwise fine.
Meanwhile,
Lady Salamence's body washes up on the shore. You all look, and discover she is somehow still alive!
Hydrattler grins, "It's cupcake time, boys."
What happens next is too graphic for detail.
It is now Day Four. D4 will end in 48 hours, 9/4 at 4PM PST as always. Get those actions and votes in! We had all actions today, good work.
results out but i have to resend.