who would win in a pokemon battle biden or trump

[internet]

not with the games mind u, nobody over 8 plays those. real pkmn like in the anime

 

[lydian]

trumps ace would be a gumshoos and that's pretty bad so probably biden? idk

 

[internet]

its not like hypno is an all star

 

[internet]

lol @ the deleted post here (won't tell you what it said though)

 

[MegaBanette69]

Biden has Mismagius, Trump has Gumshoos, they can't hurt each other

 

[Bayleef030]

Trump has Gumshoos, obviously.

Biden? Depends on what Pokemon he would have.

I truly despise Trump (or any Republican). Biden... Well, he's got one quality, and that's that he's not Trump. Not left-wing enough. But I'd still cheer for Biden, because everything is better than Gumshoos.

Let's just give Biden a legendary that can beat the fuck out of Gumshoos. This berry addict should do the trick. Celebi will destroy Gumshoos, OHKO Leaf Storm. And to claim victory, Celebi will eat berries and get high.

 

[Theorymon]

I'm not convinced Trump is capable of giving coherent comands to his Pokemon. He could have an Arceus and still lose to Biden because Trump would somehow get into an argument with Arceus about how epic of a move Perish Song song is, and that he totally should double down on it instead of switching out.

Oh and also, Trump might give Covid-19 to his Pokemon. Since these are anime rules, I'm imagining that covid-19 will manifest itself as a toxic frothing ooze that immeditly toxics your partner Pokemon.

 

[Celticpride]

Oh and also, Trump might give Covid-19 to his Pokemon. Since these are anime rules, I'm imagining that covid-19 will manifest itself as a toxic frothing ooze that immeditly toxics your partner Pokemon.

Wouldn’t COVID just be Pokerus? Highly contagious and pokerus is a virus

 

[xzern]

i think trump would win because he would have a stronger bond with his mons.. biden would just use rental mons but trump has had his drowzee -> hypno since the ripe young age of 54

 

[Rugi]

Wouldn’t COVID just be Pokerus? Highly contagious and pokerus is a virus

Pokerus also gives Pokemon increased growth powers much like coronavirus does to Trump-Funded Chinese Super Soldiers