Super Bastiodon! (Warstory)

Compared to my previous warstory which was a Bibarel sweep, this was actually close. REALLY CLOSE. It was a rematch UU Battle against Holy Shit since I won last time due to uber amounts of hax. You'll really wanna read till the end. The greatest UU Battle I've ever had.

Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Species Clause, Timed Battle

Thing in Normal are battle log.
Things in Bold are comments, info on that turn and score.
Things in Red are important things.
Things in Green are user comments.
Things in Blue are just lol or stupid.
Leftovers will be omitted after first being mentioned on that Pokemon.

My team:

Holy Shit's team:


Here we go...

Holy Shit sent out Primeape.
Blade_475 sent out Hitmonlee.
Holy Shit: sorry i forget your name, lol :)
Holy Shit: forgot*
Blade_475: k, lol


Well, here we go again. In our previous battle, I knew my opponent had Scarf and he too knew I was using ScarfLee. In the previous match, I switched in Drifblim to take the CC. Figuring he'd expect the switch, I decide too stay in and take the (presumably) Punishment and KO back with CC.

Primeape used Close Combat.
Hitmonlee lost 123% of its health.
Blade_475's Hitmonlee fainted.

Primeape's defence was lowered.
Primeape's special defence was lowered.

Well, I'm off to a bad start. One of my main forms of offense has been OHKOed right off the bat. At least I can try and set-up my Unburden Drifblim now.

6-5, Holy Shit


Blade_475 switched in Drifblim.
Holy Shit: :P
Holy Shit: i knew that
Blade_475: thought youd think Id switch to Blim and Stone Edge

Holy Shit switched in Probopass.
Drifblim used Substitute.
Drifblim lost 25% of its health.
Drifblim made a substitute!

As expected, he switches in Probopass. He did this too the last time we met. I wonder why I didnt switch to Nidoking or Drapion at once? Well, at least the next time in comes in, it'll have an easier time trying to get Unburden to activate.

Blade_475 switched in Nidoking.
Probopass used Thunder Wave.
It doesn't affect Nidoking...

This was the same thing that happened last time. Even if he did attack with Flash Cannon, it would have done negligiable damage anyway.

Holy Shit: oh there is nido
Holy Shit: forgot >.<
Blade_475: lol

Nidoking used Ice Beam.

Last time, I just EQed his Probopass KOing it. I figure he'll switch in his Victreebel or Whiscash. I use Ice Beam over HP Grass so even if he did switch in Whiscash, I''d still threaten it.

It's not very effective...
Probopass lost 11% of its health.
Nidoking lost 10% of its health.
Probopass used Earth Power.
It's super effective!
Nidoking lost 57% of its health.
Probopass's leftovers restored its health a little!

I don't even know why he didn't switch when he had Rotom to take the EQ, Kingler too take the Ice Beam and outrun me. I then remember Whiscash and Victreebel can't switch in safely since I would still be able to KO them.

Nidoking used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Probopass lost 155% of its health.
Holy Shit's Probopass fainted.
Nidoking lost 10% of its health.

This time, I try to be predictable and it worked. Finally, I kill something.

5-5, Tied


Blade_475: stupid overprediction
Holy Shit switched in Primeape.

Out comes the Primeape's ugly face. Fearing an EQ, I switch to my Fighting counter. (If it tried Punishment, then, it would allow me to outspeed it and kill.)

Blade_475 switched in Drifblim.
Primeape used Punishment.
It's super effective!
Drifblim lost 52% of its health.
Drifblim's Petaya Berry raised its special attack!
Drifblim lost its burden!

Thank you! Now, I prepare to sweep with the +2 Speed and +1 SpA Blimp. That's till...

Primeape used Punishment.
It's super effective!
Drifblim lost 67% of its health.
Blade_475's Drifblim fainted.

Jolly-Scarf Ape? I don't even think people use that. This guy proved me wrong I guess. Situational I suppose, but it has it uses. (Like taking out a rampaging Blimp)

5-4, Holy Shit


Blade_475: even with Unburden, Ape is still faster
Blade_475: wow
Holy Shit: max speed-jolly-scarf
Blade_475: yeah

Blade_475 switched in Drapion.

Stuck on Punishment, I take the free turn to SD up. With Drapion's base 95 Speed stat, it already outspeeds a lot in UU. Base 95 Jolly also helps since its already packing SD.

Holy Shit switched in Rotom.
Drapion used Swords Dance.
Drapion's attack was sharply raised.


Rotom comes out. I know this one is Scarfed, but I also know T-bolt won't KO unless it gets a lucky crit. So, I just Night Slash the thing. He couldn't switch in even Primeape since it would get 2HKOed with Boosted Night Slash.

Rotom used Trick.
Rotom obtained Life Orb!
Drapion obtained Choice Scarf!


Thank you! I don't think anything other than Primeape will threaten me now. I don't even know why my opponent did that. After Hitmonlee, Drifblim and Nidoking's failed attempts too sweep, my hopes are high for the Scorpion to do its job properly.

Drapion used Night Slash.
It's super effective!
Rotom lost 146% of its health.
Holy Shit's Rotom fainted.

And down goes the Ghost,

4-4, Tied


Blade_475: Thank you?!
Blade_475: Hopefully, Sniper works


Holy Shit switched in Primeape.
Blade_475: and Ape is frail after all

The only obstacle blocking a sweep I think. Let's just hope:

A: I outrun it.
B: My opponent overpredicts.
C: I don't get OHKOed with Close Combat with Drapion's high Defense.
D: Get a crit and KO it.


Primeape used Ice Punch.
Drapion lost 25% of its health.
Drapion used Night Slash.
It's not very effective...
Primeape lost 55% of its health.

Letter B works out after all. Night Slash dealing more than half too the Pig Monkey is good too. This is pretty much GG, I'm thinking.

Blade_475: yay
Blade_475: it worked
Holy Shit: i tought that, if drapion gets scarf first, it contiunues sword dancing
Holy Shit: lol my poor eglish
Blade_475: yeah, I suppose
Blade_475: nah, no prob

Drapion used Night Slash.
It's not very effective...
Primeape lost 51% of its health.
Holy Shit's Primeape fainted.

Speed tie? OMG, I'm impressed with Drapion. I don't think anything on his team can handle a +2 Atk Drapion. Please no hax...

4-3, Me


Blade_475: wah?
Holy Shit: oh scarf :P
Holy Shit: same speed
Blade_475: We must be speed tied
Blade_475: yeah

Holy Shit switched in Whiscash.
Blade_475: Base 95 Jolly max speed too
Blade_475: lol


Whiscash? That thing is NU I beleive. Drapion will obviously...


Drapion used Night Slash.
Whiscash lost 50% of its health.
Whiscash used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Drapion lost 94% of its health.
Blade_475's Drapion fainted.
Whiscash lost 10% of its health.


I am fooled yet again. Never knew it was THAT sturdy. At least now, I'm sure his fastest thing is Kingler.

3-3, Tied


Blade_475 switched in Nidoking.
Holy Shit switched in Victreebel.
Nidoking used Hidden Power.
It's not very effective...
Victreebel lost 11% of its health.
Nidoking lost 10% of its health.
Victreebel's leftovers restored its health a little!

Blinded by my desire to kill the mud fish, I just fire off an HP Grass. Great, when I try not to predict, it doesn't work. When I try to predict, it doesn't work either. Sigh.


Victreebel used Knock Off.
Nidoking lost 7% of its health.
Victreebel knocked off foe Nidoking's Life Orb!
Nidoking used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Victreebel lost 83% of its health.

He could have just killed me. I was at about 15% health. Knocking Off Life Orb though makes sure I lose a LOT of firepower and it prevented me from KOing the plant. This is a MixKing BTW.

Holy Shit: wrong move
The_Red_Gyarados has entered the room.

Victreebel used Energy Ball.
Nidoking lost 65% of its health.
Blade_475's Nidoking fainted.

Goodbye dear Nidoking, my last hope at winning. All I have now are two slow walls, Bastiodon and Vileplume. Oh well, GG indeed.

3-2, Holy Shit


Holy Shit: anyway
Blade_475: it prevented the KO

Blade_475 switched in Bastiodon.
The_Red_Gyarados has left the room.
Holy Shit: scarf? :3
Victreebel used Sleep Powder.
Bastiodon fell asleep!
Bastiodon is fast asleep!

Well, I knew he didn't have scarf, it was obvious when he used Knock Off and Energy Ball. I have little hope of winning now with a sleeping Bastiodon and a Vileplume.

Holy Shit: nope :P
Blade_475 switched in Vileplume.
Victreebel used Knock Off.
Vileplume lost 5% of its health.
Victreebel knocked off foe Vileplume's Leftovers!

Nothing much too explain here.


Blade_475: yeah
Blade_475: knew that
Blade_475: from our last battle

Holy Shit switched in Whiscash.
Whiscash's Anticipation made it shudder!
Vileplume used Stun Spore.
Whiscash is paralysed! It may be unable to move!

Paralysis. I don't know how this will help, but it was my best option. I'm running Sub-Leech Seed-Sludge Bomb-Stun Spore BTW.

Vileplume used Leech Seed.
Whiscash was seeded!
Whiscash used Rest.
Whiscash fell asleep!
Whiscash restored 60% of its health.
Whiscash's health was sapped by leech seed!
Whiscash lost 12% of its health.
Vileplume regained health!
Vileplume restored 15% of its health.

Yay I guess. With Sludge Bomb, I just hope I can dent enough things. My opponent still has a CBKingler waiting in the wings.

Holy Shit: no sleep powder? :O
Blade_475: none

Holy Shit switched in Victreebel.
Vileplume used Sludge Bomb.
Victreebel lost 52% of its health.
Holy Shit's Victreebel fainted.


Finally I predict something right. Buh-bye plant thing, haunt me no more. I may acually win with prediction.

2-2, Tied


Holy Shit switched in Kingler.
Kingler used Return.
Vileplume lost 53% of its health.
Vileplume used Stun Spore.
Kingler is paralysed! It may be unable to move!

Paralysis, thank you for not missing. I knew after all Vileplume could handle one Return.

Holy Shit switched in Whiscash.
Whiscash's Anticipation made it shudder!
Blade_475 switched in Bastiodon.

Blade_475 switched in Vileplume.
Whiscash is fast asleep!
Whiscash used Sleep Talk.
Whiscash used Stone Edge.
Vileplume lost 28% of its health.
Whiscash lost 10% of its health.

Holy Shit: damn no earthquake
Whiscash is fast asleep!
Whiscash used Sleep Talk.
Whiscash used Earthquake.
Vileplume lost 47% of its health.
Blade_475's Vileplume fainted.
Whiscash lost 10% of its health.

Ok, Plume is just really slow, and I'm getting owned by a Whiscash. GG anyway, he'd just EQ the sleeping Bastiodon. Vileplume, thanks for trying.

2-1, Holy Shit


Blade_475: wow
Holy Shit: lol whiscash is faster o.0
Blade_475: Plume is reeeeeally slow

Blade_475 switched in Bastiodon.
Whiscash woke up!
Whiscash used Sleep Talk.
But it failed!
Bastiodon is fast asleep!

Yay free turn. Please wake up already, please!

Whiscash used Rest.
Whiscash fell asleep!
Whiscash restored 32% of its health.
Bastiodon woke up!
Bastiodon used Metal Burst.
But it failed!

Waiting...for EQ. Please survive.

Whiscash is fast asleep!
Whiscash used Sleep Talk.
Whiscash used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Bastiodon lost 97% of its health.
Whiscash lost 10% of its health.
Bastiodon used Metal Burst.
Whiscash lost 302% of its health.
Holy Shit's Whiscash fainted.

Bastiodon's leftovers restored its health a little!

OMG, TY you big hunk of steel. You did something useful. Your efforts are in vain though, with like 12% HP left, there's nothing you can do to stop a CB Crabhammer Kingler. Unless of course it misses and I Crit with Stone Edge! :p.

1-1, Tied


Holy Shit switched in Kingler.
Blade_475: gg
Kingler is paralysed! It can't move!
Bastiodon used Metal Burst.
But it failed!

Lol@Para hax. Oh well, I'm gonna lose anyway.

Kingler used Return.
It's not very effective...
Bastiodon lost 6% of its health.

Bastiodon used Metal Burst.
Kingler lost 16% of its health.

OMGROFLMAO! Seriously, thank you for clicking too fast. Lol, I might win with metal burst barring a crit from Return. Para hax might screw me over though, Jingler might get paralysed too often and I waste Metal Burst PP.

Blade_475: lol wat?
Holy Shit: thta was stupid, really
Holy Shit: that
Blade_475: Scarf Im assuming
Holy Shit: no, cb
Blade_475: ah
Blade_475: xD
Blade_475: I win
Holy Shit: technically, i won
Blade_475: unless you get para hax

Kingler is paralysed! It can't move!
Bastiodon used Metal Burst.
But it failed!

Just as I feared, ParaHax. I might as well try Stone Edge sine Reutrn won't KO now that I have 20% HP.

Blade_475: yes, technically
Holy Shit: :P
Blade_475: xD
Holy Shit: why i dint use crabhammer
Blade_475: Im Saving the log
Holy Shit: didnt

Kingler used Return.
It's not very effective...
Bastiodon lost 7% of its health.
Bastiodon used Stone Edge.
Kingler lost 24% of its health.

It does considerably more. Let's hope fore more hax. I was seriously at the edge of my seat when this was happening.

Blade_475: its really a good battle
Holy Shit: post it to smogon :DDDDD
Kingler used Return.
It's not very effective...
Bastiodon lost 6% of its health.
Bastiodon used Stone Edge.
Kingler lost 26% of its health.
Bastiodon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bastiodon restored 6% of its health.

Blade_475: yeah, maybe
Blade_475: lol, if you get a crit
Holy Shit: that would be awsum
Blade_475: You win I think
Blade_475: xD


Kingler hangs on with about 30% HP. I can't affors a SE miss, so back too Metal Burst.

Kingler used Return.
It's not very effective...
Bastiodon lost 6% of its health.
Bastiodon used Metal Burst.
Kingler lost 16% of its health.

So close to KO range. Please no crit on me...

Kingler used Return.
It's not very effective...
Bastiodon lost 7% of its health.
Bastiodon used Stone Edge.
Kingler lost 24% of its health.
Holy Shit's Kingler fainted.
Blade_475 wins!

Thank you. This battle made my day. (or night, its really late here) Lol, gg Holy Shit, gg.

Blade_475: gg
Holy Shit: gg

Holy Shit has left the room.

Props:
Holy Shit for the awesome battle and not quitting till the end.
Drapion for hurting things.
Bastiodon for giving me the win. That guy is just adorable and tough at the same time! :D
Vileplume for paralysing things, otherwise, I may have lost.
Barely any hax, this was such a great battle.

Slops:
Hitmonlee and Drifblim for being so useless.
Myself, for overpredicting too much.
The ending, I'm sorry Holy Shit. :(


Lesson of the (War)Story: Always look at what you click!

There ya go, enjoy!
 
I liked it, good battle and great ending although the overprediction was a bit silly. The teams remind me of UU before it became AerodactylSteelixWeezingplusthree. <3 Victreebel and Bastiodon.
 
Wow. A paralyzed Kingler is still faster than Bastiodon. And yes, if he was a little more patient, like moving over his cursor over some other attack not called Return(crab hammer), he'd probably have won.

Although Crab Hammer might miss...then again, Bastiodon has horrible offenses anyway, noting that his stab stone edge is 5HKO.
 
Thanks for the comments guys, yeah, my opponent would have won. Anyway, its weird, my Bibarel Sweep warstory got more posts than this when this one is clearly better than it. Comments?
 
Some nice predictions on both sides. Overall relatively good story. 6/10

Also, I hate when I try to overpredict, and when just going all-out offense is the best course of action. Makes me feel silly >_<
 
Pretty good warstory, though Vileplume can't learn leech seed... Actually the analysis lists movesets with leech seed, that needs to get fixed
 
Aww...I guess I'll have to change it. Thanks for the positive feedback again guys, any more comments?

Lol, is this good enough to be archived? (*keeps hopes up*)
 
Wow...I was impressed with the battle. I liked how there was a ton of prediction, makes it more entertaining to read. Bastiodon actually won a battle, which was hilarious. Great log.
 
He he he that's me :D

It was very interesting battle, and I'm happy that you posted it. I made some REALLY stupid moves, but that makes the warstory more interesting to read ;) Hopefully it gets archived, that would be just so cool.
 
Hey there! Thank again for the great battle, you should have won it fair and square though.

Valantaro, thanks for the positive feedback! :)
 
It was a close battle and well written but just because of my persnickity preference I like war stories without a huge amount of knowledge of the opponents team. Also, it would've been cooler if your opponent didn't make the mistake even though it was a great clincher at the end. I'd still give it a good three stars, it was worth the read.
 
Overall, it was a good warstory with actually seeing some different Pkm ( Whiscash and Victreebell o_O ).

But one thing that annoyed me were these " Last time, he did ... " =C
Referring to your knowledge about his team made this one less interesting imo.
 
Yeah, maye knowing each other's teams was a bit of a downer. well,other than that, I guess the warstory is pretty good. Thanks for the great feedback again! :D
 

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