Sneaky play: how to win a battle the wrong way

[Incarnation]

There are numerous ways to win a match. Good synergy, a quick and powerfull setup, genious prediction, or sometimes, just loads of luck, or a dumb opponent. And this way.

Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
Incarnati0n sent out Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).
darkwarcloud sent out Azelf (lvl 100 Togekiss ?).
darkwarcloud: hello
Incarnati0n: y halo thar
Azelf used Fire Blast.
It's super effective!
Bronzong lost 69% of its health.
Bronzong was burned!
Bronzong used Trick Room.
Bronzong twisted the dimensions!

Starts good, my bronzong gets burned. yay.

Bronzong used Hypnosis.
Azelf fell asleep!
Azelf is fast asleep!
---
Incarnati0n switched in Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
A sandstorm brewed!
darkwarcloud switched in Donphan (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
---
Donphan used Curse.
Tyranitar used Crunch.
Donphan lost 31% of its health.
---
Donphan used Curse.
Tyranitar used Rock Slide.
Tyranitar's attack missed!
The twisted dimensions returned to normal!
---
Incarnati0n switched in Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).
Donphan used Curse.
The sandstorm rages.

Yes, I let a snorlax set up on me, and I'm an idiot at letting that happen

---
Bronzong used Hypnosis.
But it failed!
Donphan used Fire Punch.
It's super effective!
Bronzong lost 12% of its health.
Incarnati0n's Bronzong fainted.
---
Incarnati0n switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Donphan's attack!
darkwarcloud: lolsleepclause
Incarnati0n: yeah, forgot kiss was already asleep
darkwarcloud: that sucks.
Gyarados used Waterfall.
Donphan lost 14% of its health.
Donphan used Body Slam.
Gyarados lost 48% of its health.
Gyarados is paralysed! It may be unable to move!

parahax #1

Donphan used Rest.
Donphan fell asleep!
Donphan's Chesto Berry cured its Sleep!
Donphan restored 82% of its health.
Gyarados used Rest.
Gyarados fell asleep!
Gyarados restored 48% of its health.
---
Gyarados is fast asleep!
Gyarados used Sleep Talk.
Gyarados used Rest.
But it failed!
Donphan used Body Slam.
Gyarados lost 56% of its health.
---
darkwarcloud: resttalkgyara?
Incarnati0n: yep
Gyarados is fast asleep!
Gyarados used Sleep Talk.
Gyarados used Rest.
But it failed!
Donphan used Body Slam.
Gyarados lost 44% of its health.
Incarnati0n's Gyarados fainted.
---
Incarnati0n switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Heatran used Earth Power.
Donphan lost 21% of its health.
Donphan used Body Slam.
It's not very effective...
Heatran lost 27% of its health.
Heatran is paralysed! It may be unable to move!

parahax #2

Incarnati0n: oh, cut the para hax
Donphan used Body Slam.
It's not very effective...
Heatran lost 28% of its health.
Heatran used Earth Power.
Donphan lost 23% of its health.
---
Donphan used Rest.
Donphan fell asleep!
Donphan restored 74% of its health.
Heatran used Earth Power.
Donphan lost 21% of its health.
---
Donphan is fast asleep!
Heatran is paralysed! It can't move!
---
Donphan is fast asleep!
Heatran is paralysed! It can't move!
---
Donphan woke up!
Donphan used Body Slam.
It's not very effective...
Heatran lost 26% of its health.
Heatran is paralysed! It can't move!

being unable to attack for 3 turns isn't funny

Incarnati0n: this is just gay
darkwarcloud: lolparagigiahax
Incarnati0n switched in Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
Donphan used Body Slam.
It's not very effective...
Tyranitar lost 21% of its health.
Tyranitar is paralysed! It may be unable to move!

parahax #3

darkwarcloud: i think its a sign that my last game was supposed to equal out the luckhax in this game
Incarnati0n: and para again
Donphan used Body Slam.
It's not very effective...
Tyranitar lost 22% of its health.
Tyranitar used Crunch.
Donphan lost 19% of its health.
---
darkwarcloud: they need to lower shoddy occurence stats
Incarnati0n switched in Slowbro (lvl 100 Slowbro ?).
Donphan used Rest.
Donphan fell asleep!
Donphan restored 77% of its health.
---
Slowbro used Surf.
Donphan lost 15% of its health.
Donphan is fast asleep!
---
Slowbro used Surf.
Donphan lost 15% of its health.
Donphan is fast asleep!
---
Slowbro used Surf.
Donphan lost 15% of its health.
Donphan woke up!
Donphan used Body Slam.
Slowbro lost 34% of its health.
Slowbro is paralysed! It may be unable to move!

parahax #4

darkwarcloud: lol.
darkwarcloud: im sorry.
Incarnati0n: this is rediculous
darkwarcloud: i know.
darkwarcloud: it happened to me last game.
Incarnati0n: you hacked the game.
Donphan used Body Slam.
Slowbro lost 34% of its health.
Slowbro used Surf.
Donphan lost 16% of its health.

At this point, my annoyance was at its peak, and I started whining about him hacking. I know it is rediculous, but I was just really annoyed.

darkwarcloud: no i did not.
Incarnati0n: yes, you did
darkwarcloud: no i didn't
Incarnati0n switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Donphan used Rest.
Donphan fell asleep!
Donphan restored 91% of its health.
---
darkwarcloud: i just got shoddy yesterday.
darkwarcloud: shoddy has messed up stats.
Incarnati0n: and then you hacked it
darkwarcloud: are you being sarcastic?
Incarnati0n: no, this is to the edge of impossible
Donphan is fast asleep!
Heatran used Flamethrower.
Donphan lost 19% of its health.
---
Donphan is fast asleep!
Heatran used Flamethrower.
Donphan lost 19% of its health.
---
darkwarcloud: if you want you can see some of my matches which i will upload on youtube.
darkwarcloud: i have no idea how i could hack the game.
Donphan woke up!
Donphan used Body Slam.
It's not very effective...
Heatran lost 19% of its health.
Incarnati0n's Heatran fainted.
---
Incarnati0n switched in Donphan (lvl 100 Donphan ?).
darkwarcloud: besides, dont let curselax set up
Donphan used Earthquake.
Donphan lost 18% of its health.
Donphan used Body Slam.
Donphan lost 32% of its health.
---
Incarnati0n: normally he is so weak he dies at instant.
Incarnati0n: but well, with this much of hax
Donphan used Earthquake.
Donphan lost 14% of its health.
---
darkwarcloud switched in Azelf (lvl 100 Togekiss ?).
Incarnati0n switched in Slowbro (lvl 100 Slowbro ?).
Azelf is fast asleep!
---
darkwarcloud: i got 3 curses off.
Azelf woke up!
Azelf used Air Slash.
Slowbro lost 32% of its health.
Incarnati0n's Slowbro fainted.

woke up at the perfect moment. The godess of luck hates my guts

Incarnati0n: I don't care.
Incarnati0n switched in Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
---
darkwarcloud: i dont hack.
darkwarcloud: i have no idea how to.
Incarnati0n: yes you did.
Incarnati0n: awaking on the perfect moment, and infinite para hax
darkwarcloud: no i didn't
darkwarcloud: go ask the person i just faced, i got no luck at all, just horrible luck against myself.
Incarnati0n: I can handle a bit of bad luck, but this is just..
darkwarcloud switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Donphan ?).
Tyranitar used Rock Slide.
It's not very effective...
Snorlax lost 12% of its health.
---
darkwarcloud: and i lost all my matches except on before this.
Incarnati0n switched in Donphan (lvl 100 Donphan ?).
Snorlax used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!

No idea why he used stealth rock with only a rock and a ground poke on my side of the field, but wel, I let a curselax get up 3 curses, so I better shut up.

Snorlax used Earthquake.
Donphan lost 23% of its health.
Donphan used Earthquakea.
Snorlax lost 25% of its health.
---
darkwarcloud: parahax happens all the time
Incarnati0n: not at this rate
darkwarcloud: no stop pouting and just play the game. sometimes the game just sucks like that
darkwarcloud: i cant control the hax it gets
Donphan used Ice Shard.
It's super effective!
Snorlax lost 14% of its health.
Snorlax used Earthquake.
Donphan lost 21% of its health.
---
Incarnati0n: you paralyzed 4 of my pokes, with body slam, and heatran can't move 4 times in a row
darkwarcloud: mhm.
darkwarcloud: that has occured before
Snorlax used Earthquake.
Donphan lost 22% of its health.
Donphan used Earthquake.
Snorlax lost 26% of its health.

This was the last move of the match, but not the end of the match

darkwarcloud: to me
darkwarcloud: on wifi =[
Incarnati0n: then, you indeed are a hacker.
darkwarcloud: no im not.
darkwarcloud: im not a fucking hacker
Incarnati0n: look, normally I don't whine about this stuff, but this is rediculous
darkwarcloud: the luck was just luck
darkwarcloud: i think its rediculos too.
Incarnati0n: if that was luck, leave SB and go to a casino
darkwarcloud: i cant control being called a hacker if the game is glitchy with its hax effects.
Incarnati0n: if you have the littlest bit of selfrespect, forgeit.
darkwarcloud: luck isnt within a person, it just happens. everyone has the same level of luck which is 0, everything happens because the chances line up.
Incarnati0n: forfeit*
darkwarcloud: no.
darkwarcloud: i won this game
darkwarcloud: i didnt hack
Incarnati0n: with massive hax
darkwarcloud: i did get some luckhax, but i dindt hack
Incarnati0n: SOME
darkwarcloud: i have no idea how i could possibly hack.
darkwarcloud: i have no experience hacking or anything.
Incarnati0n: you're not so good at math, aren't ya
Incarnati0n: if you call that SOME luck
darkwarcloud: a shitload of luck
darkwarcloud: my youtube account is darkwarcloud
Incarnati0n: it is rediculous
darkwarcloud: i cant help it
darkwarcloud: but i swear on my life i didnt hack.
Incarnati0n: sorry, but I'm just really, really pissed
darkwarcloud: its ok you have every right to.
Incarnati0n: I was just getting better in the ranks
Incarnati0n: then this happens
Incarnati0n: I mean, come on >_>
Incarnati0n: 4 paralyzed pokes
darkwarcloud: last game i got hit with 4 crits in a row, then my air slash didnt crithax hit 5 times in a row, then i missed 5 hits on garchomp, how do i feel?
Incarnati0n: and what, 5 times par in a row?

darkwarcloud has exhausted his or her time.

Incarnati0n wins!
darkwarcloud: mhm.
Incarnati0n: HAHAHAHA
darkwarcloud: wwtf.
Incarnati0n: OH GOD
darkwarcloud: you son of a bitch
darkwarcloud has left the room.



Darkwarcloud, if you're reading this, I am terribly, utterly, sorry.

goods:
-I laughed my ass off.
-Darkwarcloud could see the humor of it after I apoligised (I think)
Bads:
-I was a complete asshole
-Gigantic hax
-I let a curselax set up on me
-I won in the most disgracefull way possible
-I had a bad taste in my mouth at the end.

even though I have 2 good and 5 bads, I thought this was worth posting. Hate me, or laugh with me, whatever you want. Good night.

 

[joshua]

Fix the font tags please. I'll read it when its easier to read.

 

[Shadow Sunny]

lol battle :( that's not the way to win :(

 

[Incarnation]

Fix the font tags please. I'll read it when its easier to read.

how? I really hope there's a better way then one by one

 

[Niraj]

That's terrible

 

[Yoko Rains]

Ok, did you type it in Microsoft Word? If so that explains why your text is surrounded by HTML. If you still have the document saved on Word, copy and paste it from Word (as a whole) onto Notepad. Then, save it on Notepad, and copy it from there onto here. That should successfully remove the unnecessary HTML.

 

[éyaang]

Paste it into notepad from Word. I didn't even bother to read, it was disturbing.

 

[gabriel]

Ir's impossible to read that way, you need to fix it.

 

[Draco Meteor]

yeah...I doubt this was approved.

 

[Pneuma]

It wasn't even a battle.

 

[Yoko Rains]

Now that I can read it...

You kind of overdid it when you called him a hacker. Too much of the war-story was you two flaming each other. You can't really hack on Shoddy Battle. Hax is really just a bunch of luck. The paralyzing and paralysis after-effects were just a bunch of luck from Dark-War-Cloud.

 

[Incarnation]

You kind of overdid it when you called him a hacker. You can't really hack on Shoddy Battle. Hax is really just a bunch of luck. The paralyzing and paralysis after-effects were just a bunch of luck from Dark-War-Cloud.

I know it was stupid, and I still feel bad for winning with chatSPAM. Bad luck happens.

 

[Maslada]

This is the worst warstory I've read on here. It wasn't even a battle. It was just you bitching for no justified reason, you got unlucky and thats all. People don't want to read this bitchfest, people want close battles with intelligent prediction and surprising sets.

And theres no way you got this approved.

 

[Ben.]

You do not come off well in this.
...Ben

 

[Incarnation]

This is the worst warstory I've read on here. It wasn't even a battle. It was just you bitching for no justified reason, you got unlucky and thats all. People don't want to read this bitchfest, people want close battles with intelligent prediction and surprising sets.

And theres no way you got this approved.

well, I thought it was funny, and my opponent thought that to in the end (as I said, I appoligised). I know I was a real asshole and a terrible battler, but I thought some of you might found it funny, too.

 

[Venom]

well, I thought it was funny, and my opponent thought that to in the end (as I said, I appoligised). I know I was a real asshole and a terrible battler, but I thought some of you might found it funny, too.

Warstorys are not supposed to be like you think. It's about prediction and clean play, a hax battle is not a warstory.

 

[Deco]

I think you were an absolute ass in this battle. There isn't a more childish way to win than this one - besides, the whining about him hacking (which he obviously didn't do) doesn't earn you any respect either.

I don't care how lucky he was, shit like this just happens at times. Get over it, move on, and you will have more luck in other battles.

EDIT: Oh, sorry, you and other people said the same thing as well - that's what I get for not reading the entire topic. So I guess there wasn't any need do repeat it... never mind.

RE-EDIT: yay 100th post... after two years of membership, lol.

 

[DiamondDust]

yay. thanks. i enjoyed the battle, it was fun untill you got pissed.
i forgive you. but the timing thing... ugh.
shoddy does need to fix their occurence rate though. it seems there is a flinch, crit, or parahax each turn. and it also seems like the chances stack on top of eachother like para is like 50% chance, so they probably add crit onto that and dont count it as an inevitability or them both to occur with perfect luck.

 

[Incarnation]

yay. thanks. i enjoyed the battle, it was fun untill you got pissed.
i forgive you. but the timing thing... ugh.
shoddy does need to fix their occurence rate though. it seems there is a flinch, crit, or parahax each turn. and it also seems like the chances stack on top of eachother like para is like 50% chance, so they probably add crit onto that and dont count it as an inevitability or them both to occur with perfect luck.

well, I'm happy you forgive me. I don't think there's anything wrong with shoddy, I was just having bad luck.

You know, you can get a free poke from my shop if you want, to make up this mess a little. I'll say it gain, I'm really sorry.

 

[DiamondDust]

no thats ok.
the thing is you had every right to be mad, so i don't blame you as much as i blame shoddy. i would get pissed too.
but it was no problem, just a little arguement, and a loss on shoddy.

 

[bullfrogegg8]

lol. Thats a bad way to win a battle even though he used hax.

 

[rokuta]

The hax wouldn't have mattered. You got horribly outplayed. You didn't have a phazer. With 2 curses, your physical attackers couldn't hurt him enough. Heatran was doing 20% a hit, so parahax didn't really matter. He got some hax because he attacked you alot. Paralysis is a 25% chance, so it is normal to be unable to move for 1/4 of your turns.

 

[Draco Meteor]

Not to mention the nicknames x_X

 

[the Lexx]

not a very good thread
but yeah this reminds me of all the times kamikaen battle-stalled himself by constantly talking on shoddy lol

 

[Mr. Unsmiley]

This was terrible.... terribly hilarious. That was an awful way to win but... your opponent should've noticed his timer, even if you did taunt him. Coinicidentally the move taunt would've stopped his set-up. But I understand your fellings about hax. Last week I had this guy beaten, but I missed three attacks on his brightpowder chomp at 13% health that would've ko-ed. But still that was evil.