Hello, I am
Eeveeto The Random. At the end of the last year, a
bad friend of mine known as Trosko told me that I am already a
meme legend on Smogon despite not doing anything here ( except destroying 4 dudes in ADV UU
http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/roa-olympics-2-—-finals-won-by-asia.3621638/page-5#post-7639427 ). I wanted to see if that fact is true and therefore I am signing up in Smogon Premier League
The deal is a simple one, managers: you spend your
3K buying me ( actually I should cost no less than 30K, but as I am humble, I will forgive you for just paying 3) and
I make you win this f***ing Tournament. I am so good at this game, that I rarely ever use the damage calculator in my battles, and still win most of them. Should my
godly skills fail, my
magnificent level of hax will come to the rescue, ask any spanish player about it, and they will confirm its existance. And that is not all, I am also
the best Teambuilder ever ( Ktütverde and BanDisnDatnMe come close though, I admire a lot the teams they post) and
will provide to my teammates amazing teams so that they also achieve some victories. Such a confident teambuilder am I, that
I only use my own teams and don,t trust any other. Everyone should do the same, but if my teammates will want to rip teams, mine are better than others.
Still not convinced? Let me show some proof of my Skills, Hax and Teambuilding:
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen6ou-681128869 < Even such a great Teambuilder as I am sometimes commits mistakes. I completely forgot to put a Fire Resist on my team, yet still was able to win this battle with a beautiful
Stoutland Sweep.
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-gen7ou-339409 < Walter o'Dim = me. Here I show my hax potential. Even though my oponnent also has plenty of it, I manage to
sweep with Weavile against a Celesteela, a Toxapex and a ( probably) Scarf Kartana in the end. Skip to like turn 165 to see it. Who else can claim doing something like that?
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7ou-678072876 < Unfortunately ffeint isn,t my alt, so he has yet a way to improve. However, he is wise enough to use a
team made by me. Therefore, he easily
wins his tournament game, because
thats what my teams are meant to do.
In the end, now you should know what are you losing if you don,t buy me. Throw your money away in other players, and you will have what you deserve.