Smogon Premier League IX - Midseason Signups

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DKM

Are you feeling nervous? Are you having fun?
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Player Name: DragonKnightmaster
Tiers Played: SM OU / SM UU / SM RU / SM NU / ORAS OU / BW OU / DPP OU / ADV OU / RBY OU
Timezone : GMT
Significant Time Missed?: No
 
Player Name: Cofaiclus
Tiers Played: SM UU / SM RU / SM NU / ORAS OU / BW OU
Timezone : GMT +10 (AEDT)
Significant Time Missed?: No
 
This must be read by the managers
Hello, I am Eeveeto The Random. At the end of the last year, a bad friend of mine known as Trosko told me that I am already a meme legend on Smogon despite not doing anything here ( except destroying 4 dudes in ADV UU http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/roa-olympics-2-—-finals-won-by-asia.3621638/page-5#post-7639427 ). I wanted to see if that fact is true and therefore I am signing up in Smogon Premier League

The deal is a simple one, managers: you spend your 3K buying me ( actually I should cost no less than 30K, but as I am humble, I will forgive you for just paying 3) and I make you win this f***ing Tournament. I am so good at this game, that I rarely ever use the damage calculator in my battles, and still win most of them. Should my godly skills fail, my magnificent level of hax will come to the rescue, ask any spanish player about it, and they will confirm its existance. And that is not all, I am also the best Teambuilder ever ( Ktütverde and BanDisnDatnMe come close though, I admire a lot the teams they post) and will provide to my teammates amazing teams so that they also achieve some victories. Such a confident teambuilder am I, that I only use my own teams and don,t trust any other. Everyone should do the same, but if my teammates will want to rip teams, mine are better than others.

Still not convinced? Let me show some proof of my Skills, Hax and Teambuilding:

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen6ou-681128869 < Even such a great Teambuilder as I am sometimes commits mistakes. I completely forgot to put a Fire Resist on my team, yet still was able to win this battle with a beautiful Stoutland Sweep.

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-gen7ou-339409 < Walter o'Dim = me. Here I show my hax potential. Even though my oponnent also has plenty of it, I manage to sweep with Weavile against a Celesteela, a Toxapex and a ( probably) Scarf Kartana in the end. Skip to like turn 165 to see it. Who else can claim doing something like that?

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7ou-678072876 < Unfortunately ffeint isn,t my alt, so he has yet a way to improve. However, he is wise enough to use a team made by me. Therefore, he easily wins his tournament game, because thats what my teams are meant to do.

In the end, now you should know what are you losing if you don,t buy me. Throw your money away in other players, and you will have what you deserve.


Player Name: Eeveeto
Tiers Played: All of them. Not as good in DPP and DOU as in others.
Timezone : GMT+1
Significant Time Missed?: Not for now.
 

Dharma

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Player Name: HNBL
Tiers Played: ADV OU, BW OU, ORAS OU, DPP OU, USUM OU, USUM UU, USUM NU
Timezone : GMT +5:30
Significant Time Missed?: No
 
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