Silly Things You've Seen In Other Metagames

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http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-455172104
Cat team gets a win, albeit with some luck.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-455172046
I don't understand this one. At least the sets tried to be competent.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-455170919
Aside from being exclusively gen 4 mons, Glaceon manages to outspeed +1 Togekiss.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-455173599
Mono Extreme Killer Linoone loses badly to mono Primal Groudon.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-455171272
Some interesting set choices, including Darkrai outspeeding Electrode and Porygon2 holding its own against GeoXern.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-455170991
Stall team on the right with a variant on that Sigilyph set (Air Slash instead of Stored Power) trying to burn Charizard, and Guess the Mega on left.
None of them, apparently.


http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-455166783
Some odd gimmicks in this one, such as Sunny Day+Fire Blast Flygon, Hone Claws Blaziken (this one at least has some merit to it), and that Greninja set.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-455167165
More weird sets (Glaceon making Ambipom BTFO is particularly hilarious) and quite a bit of hax.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/returnd-455180386
Non-mega Banette, Draining Kiss everywhere, and Fell Stinger Mega Beedrill, which came much too late to abuse the free +2.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-455179831
Linoone spam again, this time against an incompetent, slow, and, apparently, Fubu-wearing opponent.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-455182666
I can think of better ways to abuse Beat Up than that.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-455180826
At least left has a competent team. (read the chat)

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/giftsofthegods-455181086
I don't think right knows what Pokemon is, never mind what GotG is.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-455180312
More gen 4 mons, and more Guess the Mega.
MMX, and it doesn't look like he knows that you can only mega evolve once per battle, based on some of those sets.


http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-455180817
Using Earthquake on Drifblim is not a good way to deal with BP. Nor is Torrent Greninja.
 
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/giftsofthegods-455181086
I don't think right knows what Pokemon is, never mind what GotG is.
My God, the chat is as bad as the actual battle. At least left knew how the meta works.

Also, right has no god, and calm mind + ice punch Reuniclus.

★Fathersnatcher: why unown?
★pink vanillite: why not
★Fathersnatcher: youve given it attack havent you?
★pink vanillite: yes
★Fathersnatcher: but they only get hidden power??
★pink vanillite: so
★Fathersnatcher: hidden power is special
★Fathersnatcher: kinda pointless
★Fathersnatcher: calm mind and then ice punch???
★pink vanillite: so
★Fathersnatcher: lmao okay
 
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My God, the chat is as bad as the actual battle. At least left knew how the meta works.

Also, right has no god, and calm mind + ice punch blob thing (I'm rushing this and I can't remember how to spell it XD).

★Fathersnatcher: why unown?
★pink vanillite: why not
★Fathersnatcher: youve given it attack havent you?
★pink vanillite: yes
★Fathersnatcher: but they only get hidden power??
★pink vanillite: so
★Fathersnatcher: hidden power is special
★Fathersnatcher: kinda pointless
★Fathersnatcher: calm mind and then ice punch???
★pink vanillite: so
★Fathersnatcher: lmao okay
Reuniclus is its name
 
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/giftsofthegods-455253725

Giga Impact non-mega Pinsir allows a Clamperl sweep
...And it's in the Special Attack Slot. Because what's a Special movepool, right?

(Good grief, nearly ALL of those replays above are gold. Especially the GotG one that was quoted earlier.)
I have a few replays that I've stockpiled before I being my suspect laddering, so enjoy.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-455260337
While Baton Pass Hawlucha is a good idea, doing it next to Ninjask AND using Agility after you get to max is a terrible idea.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/giftsofthegods-455263701
Have any of you wanted to know when two teams with mediocre (at best) gods face each other with bizarre movesets on their mons? Here you go.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/giftsofthegods-455267137
Here, meanwhile, right is pretty incompetent.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-455270163
A Pikachu and Rattata on right and a Frogadier and Dragonair on Left... this one has makings of being pretty darn good from the getgo. Unfortunately, there was an early forfeit.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-455273637
Here, though, we have three (very lacking) mons versus 6 (out of their league) Arceus.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-455273642
Mono-Rotom versus a team of legends. Not terrible by any stretch, but still enjoyable.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-455281639
A Shedinja ges wrecked by a Reshiram, and then the next one falls, too. Forefit.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-455282620
Second verse, same as the first. This time it is Magnemites that fall to Turboblaze.


...That last one reminds me. Bad Dreams is actually a pretty decent ability in BH. Chip damage on something incapacitated is pretty nice. And there's no sleep clause there...
 
Yep!
[R] Pandaruless's team:Shuckle / Vivillon-Sun / Butterfree / Beautifly / Illumise / Volbeat. The Butterflies, Hoenn Bug twins, and Shuckle for hazards. This team may have hazard control (Beautifly and Butterfree can learn Defog), but I highly doubt it.
[R] Contrary Gyro Ball Shuckle, which (thanks to a double-crit) actually gets a kill. Grabbing a +1 off Intimidate, it could've actually put a dent in left's team if it were not at 21% that turn.
[R] Going for rocks against a Ground team. Given that you have no Taunt user and nothing to one-shot the Lando (HP Ice Beautifly?), your best bet is balls-to-the-wall offense or Encore. Right does neither.
[L] Landorus-Therian using Extrasensory. Wrong Lando, but against a rocks-weak team, who cares? Also, is this thing Specs?
[R] Sacks all of its offense (including Beautifly trying to Quiver) before bringing in Illumise to set screens and Tailwind. See, usually with these kinds of team, you set hazards, then screens, then bring in your sweeper. Said Illumise then uses Play Rough (it gets that?). which is smarter than Bug STAB, at least.
[R] Volbeat tries to Tail Glow and is promptly critted. 5-0.
 
I have some crazy stuff right now. No, it's not from my suspect.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/giftsofthegods-455424084
Right gives a hot tip, but it is not going to be enough to fix that team...

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-455427815
TYNAMO AND MANTYKE. ...And that's just the beginning of this one. Somebody take this.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/giftsofthegods-455430949
I am pretty sure that's not how to make a rain team...

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/giftsofthegods-455438707
Can either of you two even Pokémon?!?
 

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I'll take this one instead!
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/giftsofthegods-455263701
Have any of you wanted to know when two teams with mediocre (at best) gods face each other with bizarre movesets on their mons? Here you go.
Pioneer_King's team:Serperior / Crawdaunt / Genesect-* / Absol / Infernape / Suicune
Magic_Mustache444's team:Shuckle / Aegislash / Mantine / Conkeldurr / Avalugg / Hippowdon
(L) Genesect as a god, period. Its highest stats (Atk and SpA) are base 120, meaning that Arceus completely outclasses it.
(L) Genesect takes the Defense slot (base 95), not the HP slot (base 71). This actually hinders the Serperior placed there.
(L) Absol in the SpA slot. Its Mega form has 110 SpA iirc, which barely gives it any boost at all. Leave that slot to Serperior.
(L) Crawdaunt... in the Attack slot.
(R) Aegislash as a god. At least they use it right-- buffing a couple of lopsided walls with it-- but 50/50/150/50/150/50 just isn't much to work with.
(R) Mantine. When will people learn that Eviolite Mantyke outclasses it smh
(L) Scald/Ice Beam/Extrasensory Suicune in the Speed slot. Put your Crawdaunt there. Its opponent is...
(R) Stone Edge/Giga Impact Hippowdon, which stays in and gets KO'd. No switching to Conkeldurr in hopes of a Scald burn?
(R) Sends out Avalugg to "revenge kill" Suicune. Not a possible Guts Conkeldurr. Not even Mantine, which has two Abilities (Water Absorb and Water Veil) protecting it from Scald burns, the only thing it should be worried about. Just... Avalugg.
(L) Fails to capitalize on their opponent's bad decision by, instead of fishing for a burn, using Extrasensory twice and then switching out.
(L) Switching in Infernape in general
(R) Avalugg reveals Hail... and then Gyro Ball. The other two moves are okay, though (and at least it has Ice Body).
(L) This:
★Pioneer_King: hurry up
★Pioneer_King: dang
Pioneer_King sent out Genesect (Genesect-Shock)!
(R) Avalugg stays in and goes for... Gyro Ball. Right.
(L) Genesect-Shock reveals a mixed set with Techno Blast and Iron Head. Shock Drive is a terrible item for it because it gets Thunderbolt anyway.
(L) SWITCHES OUT GENESECT TO KO AVALUGG WITH BRICK BREAK CRAWDAUNT
(L) ...which fails, leaving the destroyer of the Titanic at 1%. It does 33% with an Earthquake before getting KO'd.
(R) Leaves Mantine in on Genesect, which takes surprisingly little (52%) from 4x Techno Blast.
(L) "Mach Punch Conkeldurr? Better revenge kill it with my 19% Suicune!"
(L) Miracle Seed Serperior is certainly questionable, although it's not even close to the silliest thing here. No, that goes to...

Not only was Crawdaunt placed in the wrong spot, it revealed Brick Break, which provided almost no new coverage, and had less power against even a super effective target than Adaptability boosted Knock Off. It was also played extremely stupidly.

We hope you enjoyed this episode of Silly Things You've Seen In Other Metagames! Have a silly (?) day!
 
I'll take this one instead!
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/giftsofthegods-455263701

Pioneer_King's team:Serperior / Crawdaunt / Genesect-* / Absol / Infernape / Suicune
Magic_Mustache444's team:Shuckle / Aegislash / Mantine / Conkeldurr / Avalugg / Hippowdon
(L) Genesect as a god, period. Its highest stats (Atk and SpA) are base 120, meaning that Arceus completely outclasses it.
(L) Genesect takes the Defense slot (base 95), not the HP slot (base 71). This actually hinders the Serperior placed there.
(L) Absol in the SpA slot. Its Mega form has 110 SpA iirc, which barely gives it any boost at all. Leave that slot to Serperior.
(L) Crawdaunt... in the Attack slot.
(R) Aegislash as a god. At least they use it right-- buffing a couple of lopsided walls with it-- but 50/50/150/50/150/50 just isn't much to work with.
(R) Mantine. When will people learn that Eviolite Mantyke outclasses it smh
(L) Scald/Ice Beam/Extrasensory Suicune in the Speed slot. Put your Crawdaunt there. Its opponent is...
(R) Stone Edge/Giga Impact Hippowdon, which stays in and gets KO'd. No switching to Conkeldurr in hopes of a Scald burn?
(R) Sends out Avalugg to "revenge kill" Suicune. Not a possible Guts Conkeldurr. Not even Mantine, which has two Abilities (Water Absorb and Water Veil) protecting it from Scald burns, the only thing it should be worried about. Just... Avalugg.
(L) Fails to capitalize on their opponent's bad decision by, instead of fishing for a burn, using Extrasensory twice and then switching out.
(L) Switching in Infernape in general
(R) Avalugg reveals Hail... and then Gyro Ball. The other two moves are okay, though (and at least it has Ice Body).
(L) This:
★Pioneer_King: hurry up
★Pioneer_King: dang
Pioneer_King sent out Genesect (Genesect-Shock)!
(R) Avalugg stays in and goes for... Gyro Ball. Right.
(L) Genesect-Shock reveals a mixed set with Techno Blast and Iron Head. Shock Drive is a terrible item for it because it gets Thunderbolt anyway.
(L) SWITCHES OUT GENESECT TO KO AVALUGG WITH BRICK BREAK CRAWDAUNT
(L) ...which fails, leaving the destroyer of the Titanic at 1%. It does 33% with an Earthquake before getting KO'd.
(R) Leaves Mantine in on Genesect, which takes surprisingly little (52%) from 4x Techno Blast.
(L) "Mach Punch Conkeldurr? Better revenge kill it with my 19% Suicune!"
(L) Miracle Seed Serperior is certainly questionable, although it's not even close to the silliest thing here. No, that goes to...

Not only was Crawdaunt placed in the wrong spot, it revealed Brick Break, which provided almost no new coverage, and had less power against even a super effective target than Adaptability boosted Knock Off. It was also played extremely stupidly.

We hope you enjoyed this episode of Silly Things You've Seen In Other Metagames! Have a silly (?) day!
Beautiful. There's just one more thing. Based on that damage, that Mantine was carrying... an Assault Vest. Yeah, it's locking itself out of its best move... Roost.

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http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-455182666
I can think of better ways to abuse Beat Up than that.
So can I.

[L] Doesn't Fake Out with the Ambipom to start out.
[L] Doesn't use the strategy with Weavile instead.
[R] Takes out Weavile with Slaking...
[L] Lopunny comes in as it should...
Sarah used Cosmic Power!

Sarah's Defense rose! Sarah's Special Defense rose!
...oh. You didn't even mega.

[L] Continues Cosmic Powering in the face of Mega Gardevoir...
only to face a crit on the first Moonblast. Karma sure is laser-guided...


Since this post isn't just covering a short battle, have this one, too.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/giftsofthegods-455520390
Why do bad people insist on having Deoxys-D as their God? It doesn't work out. (Also, Arecus and Umbreon totally need to switch places...)
 
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-456519501
Mt. Moon vs HP Fire Primal Kyogre. Mt. Moon has an uninvested Zubat with Supersonic and Bite (and, presumably, the other moves a Zubat would know at low levels)

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-456521981
Same Mt. Moon team vs team Guess The Mega.
Garchomp.


http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-456525428
Mt. Moon team vs FEAR Nosepass, who apparently has never heard of Magic Guard, and also decides it's a good idea to use Toxic on a team where nothing is hurt by it.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-456533667
Mt. Moon defeats Mega Diancie thanks to Steel Wing Zubat.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-456526772
The grand finale of the Mt. Moon team, featuring, among other things, Zubat OHKOing Amoonguss with Brave Bird and taking more than half its HP in recoil, Rocky Helmet Counter Chansey with Egg Bomb(And without Softboiled), and Aegislash 2HKOing itself in Confusion. This must truly be seen to be believed.
 
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http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-456526772
The grand finale of the Mt. Moon team, featuring, among other things, Zubat OHKOing Amoonguss with Brave Bird and taking more than half its HP in recoil, Rocky Helmet Counter Chansey with Egg Bomb(And without Softboiled), and Aegislash 2HKOing itself in Confusion. This must truly be seen to be believed.
...Woah, this one's a whopper.

[R] You don't even need this guide to know.
[L] DragonRush/Fly/Quick Attack Flygon. Only the first one is good here, and that's only because it's AG.
[L] How does Aegislash respond to a Zubat? By Sacred Swording it. It also Destiny Bonds at full health.
[L] FLAME ORB AMOONGUSS.
[L] Another non-mega Charizard. With Fly.
[L] It uses Earthquake. On a team full of Zubats. What a moron.
[L] Rocky Helmet Chansey.
[L] With Egg Bomb. It might be a signature move, but it sure is not good!
 
Before I started my successful suspect run for Gift of the Gods, I had a (probably terrible) Deoxys-A team (loosely) based around Mystery Science theatre. Naturally, there were silly matches. (Too bad I didn't really take replays of my losses; some of those were also good)

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/giftsofthegods-455702599
Hyper offense versus Hyper offense causes some pretty silly situations to happen.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/giftsofthegods-455726137
Ah, the old strategy of forgetting to bring in your other sashed mon against HO.

...Now into some legit silly matches.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/giftsofthegods-455730184
BIRDS. ...At least they tried to make it structured well. (If there's one battle to watch out of these, it's this one)

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/giftsofthegods-455732941
Bad luck, Protect Porygon-Z, and Eruption Entei work together to make this battle one-sided.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/giftsofthegods-455915829
In the end, two people reminisce about the nature of Deoxys-A teams, and agree on one thing: Deoxys teams are not their style.

..Okay, here's some of the sliver you all ordered.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/giftsofthegods-456977212
Item and move selection that doesn't make the slightest bit of sense, and no real god is present on Right. Someone take this one.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-456977041
Mega Aerodactyl nearly takes out a team on its own.
 
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