Rapture

[No. 1 Machop Fan]

If the Rapture does happen and God saves us, will we return 7 years later after the Rapture is over?

 

[TEA_DEMON]

Don't worry guys, it's already the 21st here. I'll tell you how it goes.


gogo apocalyptic theory that disregards time zones. NZ, you were so young. :'(

that just means we'll die in our sleep, which is ok with me.

uh

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/usc0003kdh.html

this reminds me of some random predicting a huge earthquake in chch not long ago, and the "huge earthquake" was a 5.0 or something pathetic like that.

 

[min min]

help!!!!!i live in tuvalu and theres like zombies everywhere!!!!i think i have some dynamite in my fishing boat but the angels' flaming spears of judgment are setting them on fire!!!!

 

[internet]

help!!!!!i live in tuvalu and theres like zombies everywhere!!!!i think i have some dynamite in my fishing boat but the angels' flaming spears of judgment are setting them on fire!!!!

don't expect anyone to believe you though

 

[UncleSam]

I'm still alive...

 

[mudkipmaster]

Australia survived...

 

[internet]

wasn't it supposed to happen at 6 pm local time or something? idk

 

[Miscellaneous]

wasn't it supposed to happen at 6 pm local time or something? idk

Yep it's dead on 6pm

 

[J-man]

I hate it when people do this, it makes christians look stupid.

automatic debunker of any rapture prediction concerning christianity:

36 “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,[a] but only the Father.

 

[CaptKirby]

i seem to be the only one who feels this way, but it really isn't nice to make fun of rapture-believers. i know i make fun of stupid stuff constantly, but this is just too easy. it feels too much like kicking puppies...

Yes it is. People latched onto ancient Jewish conspiracy theorism and made it canon...it is pretty mockable.

 

[mattj]

^christianity is a cult of a guy named paul(known as st.paul) lmao, I can debunk the "religion" very easily, the original religion preached by Jesus isn't at all what it's been proclaimed to be today, in fact the religion was at first another form of judaism (never was it called christianity) the bible is more of an inaccurate fantasy-history book with numerous plot holes

They trinity itself was created by paul(known as st.paul) in order for his new religion christianity to be more attractive to the romans etc, it was used to replace the three greek gods zues, hades, and poseidon

you are an idiot

And it's 6PM ET not local time. Something about that being 12 midnight in Israel or some nonsense.

 

[tup]

yo

 

[pookar]

its either 6pm wherever Camping is or 6pm jerusalem time. Local time? You do realize thats like 35 different "rapture" events right?

Of course i still believe its all a joke, but at least be consistently believable with it

Edit: wow just read some article about camping. apparently he did say local time around the world. what a dumbass

 

[mattj]

Edit: wow just read some article about camping. apparently he did say local time around the world. what a dumbass

Oh? HAHAHAH MYBAD. Gave him too much credit i guess.

 

[YTP]

So.... US gonna suffer a world ending Earthquake.

 

[NatGeo]

Wait

It's May 21 and i'm find

GG may21 freaks sorry about the hax

 

[Grammarian]

We are all sinners in the hands of an angry god.

Seeing as how I'm agnostic, I guess I'll be sent to hell with Hitler for my lack of faith.

 

[VKCA]

so uhh
twenty five minutes guys

 

[chocolate-kipp]

people are making rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow.

 

[moot]

people are making rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow.

interesting choice of words

 

[v]

i think that was the joke, so your post might be moot

 

[az]

let's end on a high note

 

[Aura Guardian]

interesting choice of words

Ok, I laughed.

Though it should have been 3:15 AM on the 19th of 2005, so I guess "tomorrow" hasn't existed since then?

 

[Moo]

2 minutes guys, see you up there D=

 

[YTP]

omg 6:00 in 3..2..1