#WeAretheMachampions
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Where's Wallace(do)?
Kadabra: Shock Wave off the drop does about 35% and makes Water Spout barely liveable, sacced Mightyena to get in and then was able to get a Calm Mind up, -1 Double-Edge is a clean 2HKO though so I had to KO immediately with a second Shock Wave. Tentacruel was next and with Sludge Bomb heal spamming wouldn't work but Kadabra was able to outspeed and OHKO with a crit Psychic. Ludiclo then came in and provided an opporunity to set up to +6 and +6 Shock Wave was able to 2HKO (Double Team etc). Whiscash was OHKOed by +6 Psychic, Gyarados by Shock Wave, and then Milotic merced me with a crit Surf when I went to heal.
On a re-roll, Psychic was able to deal only 90% to Tentacruel and it KOed the weakened Kadabra with Hydro Pump. Ludicolo can still be used as comfortable set-up fodder however, using Whiscash to kill Tenta and Revive up, but Leech Seed may prevent it from being able to sweep through everyone, 2x Surf+3 Seeds was sufficient to KO me.
In a different run I used a second Mightyena Intimidate to allow Kadabra to get to +2 on Wailord so that I would be able to test +6 Psychic on Milotic, this failed to OHKO dealing roughl 90% but the only recourse available was a failed Toxic.
Individually, Kadabra will get 2HKOed by Wailord without 2HKOing back, will 2HKO Tentacruel with Psychic but be OHKOed by Sludge Bomb in return, will use Ludicolo as set up fodder and win with 2 +6 Shock Waves, Whiscash has Amnesia and OHKOs with Earthquake while you only 3HKO back, barely loses Milotic surprisingly, Toxic and two +1 Psychics does enough for the Synchronized Poison to KO Milotic as it KOs you with a second Surf unless Sitrus pulls it ot of range, and Shock Wave 2HKOs Gyarados but loses to an Earthquake OHKO.
Conclusion: I think this is a B performance, Kadabra showed that it was capable of sweeping with some pitfalls (Leech Seed, crits, Toxic+Full Restores), but it required fairly significant team and potion support to do so and was incapable of beating any enemies except Ludicolo one on one.
Solrock: No.
Conclusion: No.
Dodrio: Wailord will OHKO you wit Blizzard but if it misses or after a Revive you do actually 2HKO with Tri Attack+Hyper Beam. Against Tentacruel you juuuust live an Ice Beam and are then able to 2HKO with Tri Attack+Hyper Beam (TA just misses the 2HKO on its own). Milotic is a no go, Ice Beam will OHKO and you don't 2HKO. vs Ludicolo you clean OHKO with Fly or 2HKO with Tri Attack, just have to not get accuracy haxed. Whiscash you 3HKO with Tri Attack, it 2HKOs back with Surf but also likes to use Amnesia first so you should win this. Against Gyarados you win if you aren't Intimidated and it goes for Surf t1 because Tri Attack+Hyper Beam will kill, but you lose if it Hyper Beams or you stay in on the switch holy shit during Whiscash's run this won outright by 2HKOing with Hyper Beam and fucking tanking Gyara's +1 Hyper Beam, what a beast.
Worth nothing that there is a chance for a sweep if you can find a safe space to get +2 Attack (cough*Ludicolo*cough)
Conclusion: C grade I reckon, maybe even B, decent individual performance and strong hit and run numbers.
Mightyena: tl;dr not strong or fast enough to do anything of note here but still surprisingly bulky enough to take a couple of hits. Can't do much more than the occasional chip damage off of a Dig onto Tentacruel or a Strength on Whiscash though. Surf is too much from Ludicolo to be able to set up on.
Conclusion: F grade, low stats are finally too much.
Vileplume: Wailord for some reason likes to Rain Dance turn 1, you live a Blizzard anyway, have Sleep Powder, and 2HKO with Petal Dance, A+ matchup. Against Milotic Ice Beam will 2HKO, petal Dance is a 4HKO after Sitrus so its a bad matchup but winnable with Sleep Powder and a Potion as your 3rd Petal Dance won't proc a Full Restore. Tentacruel is not a good matchup but surprisingly cannot 2HKO you so you are able to Sleep Powder tank it comfortably and might be able to 5HKO with Petal Dance, though you're better off team healing here. Ludicolo gets fucking dunked on by Sludge Bomb. Whiscash isn't as good as it seems as its bulky to the point where Petal Dance is a roll to OHKO and its barel strong enough to roll for a 2HKO on Earthquake/Hyper Beam so if you miss the OHKO and it gets to Full Restore it can be unpleasant, still winning though because any Hyper Beam usage lets you play for free. Gyarados is a losing matchup unless you Potion spame and it doesn't DD, it's stronger than Whiscash and Petal Dance has similar rolls although Sludge Bomb should be a 4HKO so you can avoid locking in.
Conclusion: B grade, dumpsters Ludicolo and Wailord, beats Whiscash handily, and capable of beating Milotic and Tentacruel with potion support. Capable of beating Gyarados but needs Potion support and no DD usage.
Whiscash: 1v1s Wailord with even Potion usage as you outspeed to make Water Spout weak and Blizzard/Double-Edge don't hit hard. Lose to Ludicolo outright. Tentacruel is a win, you 2HKO with Earthquake and barely avoid a 2HKO from Hydro Pump. Enemy Whiscash is a coin flip of rolls, crits, potions, etc. Gyarados is a loss, Milotic you win with a Potion, Surf is a 3HKO but so is Earthquake and Earthquake gets the 3HKO after Sitrus pushes it out of Potion range.
Conclusion: Two potion supported wins, one clean win, two losses, and one tie. Straightforward C grade.
Canon run:
Vileplume does Vileplume things and cleanly kills Wailord.
Milotic comes in, I leave Plume in and then switch to Solrock and back and back to Solrock to burn the Rain as Solrock dies, send in Whiscash, trade a Surf for an Earthquake, Milotic is switched for Ludicolo.
Switch for Dodrio, eat a Giga Drain, Tri Attack clean 2HKOs after tanking a Surf.
Tentacruel next, back to Whiscash, Toxic for Earthquake, burn three of his Full Restores before using my own, Surf to finish it off tanking a Hydro Pump and an Ice Beam.
Enemy Whiscash appears met by Vileplume, Sleep Powder on the Amnesia, Sludge Bomb for chip out of damage range hell and Petal Dance for the 2HKO, tanking nothing.
Milotic returns, met by Kadabra, I Hyper Potion Whiscash as he Recovers, Calm Mind is met by Surf and Psychic does 35-40% as he KOs Kadabra, Whiscash comes in and is met by a Toxic, a short war of attrition leads to Whiscash fainting as I sed a Leppa Berry, Dodrio comes in on a 25% Milotic and blows it away.
Gyarados up last, met by Mightyena, he DDs twice as I heal Dodrio and Revive Vileplume then kills Mightyena with a Hyper Beam, Dodrio comes in and Tri Attacks Gyara to 40%, Gyara OHKOs with Hyper Beam, I send out Vileplume and Revive Kadabra, Gyara OHKOs with Hyper Beam, Kadabra comes out and finishes the recharging Gyarados off with Shock Wave.