MILK day

[Layell]

This is how I celebrated milk day:

Huh what is this?

Oh it’s chocolate milk, not in the Canadian bags, why is it like that, do those even exist? Also in French, you’re learning more day by day!

Let’s take a lick

This is good stuff let’s drink it like a MAN!

And now for a very womanly pose, with those Canadian milk bags. I’m sure all of you wanted to do this.

These are colder than you would think.

 

[TsukasaSIGN]

Let the overdose of calcium commence!
Happy MILK day everyone!
It's going to be a long road to conquer all of those fluid ounces.

 

[Wikey]

I had like ten bowls of cereal just now (Peanut Butter Cheerios, pretty good.) and I didn't drink any of the milk. And I drain it off of the spoon so I don't get too much. Does that make me racist? I haven't been able to drink milk since I was about 16-17. I used to pound Nesquik back then but now I can't even drink that.

 

[ButteredToast]

 

[bombiron]

Why don't you just snip a corner?

you dont always use a whole bag and have to re seal it

 

[TsukasaSIGN]

I've only just finished my first gallon.
my urine and saliva have become cloudy white

 

[RODAN]

Screw you all, I'm drinking 3 gallons of milk GLASSES

Or, in actuality, about a gallon of coffee. BLACK coffee. Anything else is for pussies.

stop posting ponies

actually just stop posting

 

[WaterBomb]

normally would participate, but milk is bad when you have a cold. Congestion + dairy = :(

also waterwarrior is a disgrace to the water-type usernames

 

[mattj]

WARM

FRESH SQUEEZED

NOT PASTEURIZED

NOT HOMOGENIZED

beat that mother suckers

 

[BattleStar]

Lol.
Thank god. I thought this was that black guy holiday thread

I drank milk today with a poptart.

 

[Killah]

Too much calcium could lead to kidney stones but tomorrow I will drink away all the fucks I give.

this is too late and I hate being "that guy" but the calcium from just one gallon of milk can lead to calcium overdose including symptoms like vomiting, headaches, and drowsiness, while four gallons is probably enough to put someone in a coma


so basically if you actually remained conscience throughout the entire 4 gallons I am rather proud of you

 

[Acklow]

Confirming that I just had my can of condensed milk. I also had stir fry.

 

[TsukasaSIGN]

Ain't no thang.

Only got three but holy fuck, fuck four gallons of milk. I only said I was going to do four because this ginger friend of mine said he was going to drink four and I wasn't about to let that bitch show me up on my holiday! (male dominance and all that)

I feel like dying now. Fuck milk. Won't be drinking that for a few days.CANT WAIT UNTIL NEXT MILK DAY

 

[Snorlaxe]

lol the combination of your pose + three empty cartons + what youre wearing + your facial expression is actually pretty hilarious for reasons i cant put my finger on. congrats on drinking three (four?) gallons of milk, i only did two before i decided that i couldnt take it anymore.

 

[cookie]

i bought 2 pints of milk for 29p

beat that, shitheads

 

[chocolate-kipp]

Third glass. Freshly showered. Let's see some more MILK spirit! 1.6 gallons to go....

@Alan I will make it my goal to watch that today since I've never seen it

Justin Bieber celebrates the festivities too! (i'm so sorry bro)

anyway i totally forgot to celebrate oops but now there's tons of cocaine and/or snow outside and could i use that???

 

[TsukasaSIGN]

You guys already know it's that time of year again.

 

[cb aaron judge]

chocolate milk is the best drink imo

 

[Glen]

why is milk so fast????

because it's pasteurize

 

[blarajan]

i have a medical condition where i'm really calcium deficient

overdosing on as much fucking milk as i want doesn't do shit

gg milk day

 

[TsukasaSIGN]

After last year's fiasco with three gallons of milk I didn't even drink any milk for at least the next 5 months. So this year I only drank two but this time the milk had me farting like crazy. I was squeezing them out literally every few minutes and they were loud and long. Good MILK day!

 

[cookie]

i have a medical condition where i'm really calcium deficient

overdosing on as much fucking milk as i want doesn't do shit

gg milk day

if you drink it in the form of chocolate milk, the oxalic acid in chocolate combines with calcium in milk rendering it insoluble and inaccessible.

 

[PK Gaming]

holy shit ramblinwreck's back!

(his post is from 2011)

oh...

 

[Vintage Books]

I have never heard of milk day but the idea makes me sick.

 

[Vaz]

http://www.notmilk.com/