Weaville (Weaville, m) - the first asshat, likes to steal Zephyr's (Gengar's) food. Zephyr still considers Weaville a friend, though. Weaville is also super sanic (which is perfect because dark type :^J).
Kagimarp (Kagimarp, f) - the second asshat, is Zephyr's (Gengar's) sister and likes to kill her a lot. is kind of psychotic. commonly referred to as "Kagi".
Zephyr (Gengar, f) - the third asshat, but possibly the least asshattish. a long, long time ago, Zephyr used to be a Slowking. Kagi killed her, and she returned as a Gengar. she likes to sing.
Fluffybutt (Whimsicott, m) - name isn't actually Fluffybutt, but no one cares. sparkles a lot. is a very, very asshattish asshat. also sort of a trap.