Fusion: Loki
Role: Physical Sweeper, Priority User(Ice Shard, Sucker Punch, Bullet Punch, Fake Out)
Type: New Types:
Ability: Pressure + Poison Touch =
Pressurized Poison: It combines the effects
New Base Stats: 76 / 123 / 75 / 65 / 75 / 125 [BST: 519] (+0 HP / +10 Atk / +10 Def / +0 SpA / +0 SpD / +20 Spe)
Relevant Moves:
:Poison Jab, Thunder Punch, Drain Punch, Rock Slide, Gunk Shot, Sucker Punch, X-Scissor, Gunk Shot, Throat Chop, Bullet Punch, Fake Out, Cross Chop, Night Slash, Icicle Crash, Psycho Cutter, Low Kick,
Knock off?
:No thanks
:Taunt, Toxic, Hone Claws, Swords Dance,
Justification: Okay so this thing, this fucking thing, makes Mr.Gross, Saturn, Clown Fridge, Picante, Mr.Volcano, and Ishtar his bitches with stab poison and dark type moves. Now of course this thing is easily checked by Uranus, Doot, and Vespithorn. Like wise Mr.Gross, despite being his bitch, can easily pivot this thing at the right time. Lastly this thing is out sped and is slightly less hard hitting than Zeus. Also knock off is italicized and has that question mark since both mons can learn it gen 7 but not gen 8 so I don't even know if it counts.
Fusion: Hatred
Role: Defensive Pivot, whatever the fuck Lando-T could do
Type: New Types:
Ability: Intimidate + Intimidate=
Intimidate
New Base Stats: :103 / 136 / 100 / 90 / 100 / 100 [BST: 629] (+11 HP / +5 Atk / +15 Def / +5 SpA / +25 SpD / +9 Spe)
Relevant Moves: Earthquake, Stealth Rock, U-Turn, Knock Off
Justification: What if Lando-T was bulkier? This
THING is the answer to this sickening question. Now full disclosure I hate Lando-T. I want Lando-T to suffer in the distortion world where he belongs. I think Lando-T is just the biggest pain in the ass, so why make it faster and bulkier? The answer is because I hate myself. Anyway so here we have fucking Hatred who can be as annoying as Lando-T and then some. You think you're in control of the meta, no the meta revolves around Hatred now. If you can beat Hatred you're golden, if you die to him then you suck. Pray to your new fucking god right here ladies and gentlemen. Suckle upon thyne fertile tigerdile teet and drink thyne milk to truly be one with the mother of all things competitive. Cast aside Pluto and Uranus the slayers of Hatred, and triumph over the rest using Hatred as your ultimate weapon. CAST YE TREMORS AND SUMMON THYNE ROCKS SO THAT THE LAND IS NOTHING MORE THAN THE CANVAS IN WHICH THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES SHALL BE PAINTED! ITS MERE PRESENCE TERRIFIES ALL THOSE WHO DARE OPPOSE IT, MAKING IT EVEN HARDER TO DESTROY! EVEN IF YOU SOMEHOW MANAGE TO PREVAIL AGAINST HATRED AND ALMOST KILL IT, IT SHALL BOUNCE THE FUCK OUT OF THERE AND THAT IS THE DAMNED BEST YOU CAN HOPE FOR! IF YOU VOTE FOR THIS THING YOU HAVE SEALED YOUR FATE, SO PREPARE THYNE CLOWN FRIDGE FOR IF THIS WINS YOU WILL NEED IT!
Fusion: Enki
Role: Offensive Pivot, Physical Sweeper
Type: New Types:
Ability: Intimidate + Regenerator =
Fear Generator: It combines the effects
New Base Stats: 85 / 131 / 70 / 80 / 70 / 118 [BST: 554] (+5 HP / +10 Atk / +0 Def / +0 SpA / +5 SpD / +20 Spe)
Relevant Moves:
:Crunch, Earthquake, Outrage, Stone Edge, Rock Slide, Knock Off, Low Kick, Fake Out, Drain Punch, High Jump Kick, U-Turn, Poison Jab, Acrobatics, Pursuit?
:?
: Stealth Rock, Bulk Up, Taunt, Detect, Swords Dance
Justification: We needed more fighting types and we needed more ground types, so I said porque no los dos. Now lets go over the bad, ahem: Ground/Fighting is not a good defensive type combo at all, most of our aquatic friends will be able to body it, Saturn should be able to check it, its immunity is only useful on one pokemon, and it doesn't resist steel. Onto the good: Steel types, fuck em, physical attackers, fuck em, that one guy in the hallway, fuck em. It hits hard it goes fast and you know all those moves I listed, fuck em. You really just need three: U-Turn, Earthquake, High Jump Kick. It's ability kills the momentum the other team has going for it by making lowering the attack when it shows up and healing up when it's gone. Overall yeah this thing deserves the six weaknesses if it's gonna be a pain in the ass.
Fusion: Diirinka (fictional deities should still work)
Role: Special Sweeper, Hazard Setter(Spikes, Toxic Spikes, Stealth Rock)
Type:
Ability:Protean + Sheer Force =
Shifting Force: It combines the effects
Stat Distribution: 76 / 98 / 72 / 114 / 73 / 123 [BST: 556] (+0 HP / +0 Atk / +0 Def / +20 SpA / +0 SpD / +20 Spe)
Relevant Moves:
:U-Turn
:Scald, Surf, Hydro Pump, Ice Beam, Dark Pulse, Thunderbolt, Flamethrower, Earth Power, Dragon Pulse, Sludge Wave, Fire Blast, Focus Blast
:Taunt, Spikes, Toxic Spikes, Stealth Rock
Justification: Sure its base typing is garbage but fuck it its ability makes it a nightmare. Also before someone says "Uh why is scald on here", it's because with the ability its stronger than surf. STAB on everything, a fairly interesting movepool, and it meets the need for added dark and ground types.