Continuing the sacred Firebot tradition - posting an Xk thread when you’re washed up and don’t belong anywhere

This is my 3k post, and with my only active badge relating to my discord chattering about the Trump admin and what’s good on GamePass, I have no place to post a 3k extravaganza. So, I’m bringing the time honored tradition of dumping Xk posts to the off-topic forum to Smogoff. Is this rock bottom for a once proud Super Moderator, like 2006 Matthew McConaughey, or the beginning of a new ascent, like 2011 Matthew McConaughey? Time will tell.

Let’s circle back to that magic number, 3000. In fact, that’s the theme here! What can I buy on Facebook marketplace if I wanted to drop $3000:
  • a life size Batman Beyond statue
  • a authentic deli slicer
  • a camera that I can only assume is horribly mis-priced
  • a frozen yogurt machine from one of those self-serve frozen yogurt places
  • a pizza oven that you would see in a local pizza shop
  • a depressing amount of engagement rings
  • a concert piano
  • an RV with a leaky roof
  • a used school bus
  • an old wagon that needs to be pulled by a horse (horse not included)
  • a renovated barn
  • a single grave site with room for two plots
 

Sijih

game show genius
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one ice machine

OR

meat slicer (didn’t see that you already had this in your list... im leaving it in)
fryer
toaster
trash bin
work table

or you could just get the renovated barn. or the frozen yoghurt machine. they both seem cool.

also normally people with Xk posts will have some boring retrospective about their time on the site. are you not into that
 

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