My complaint about Coach This farce of a game as hosted by Walrein
Last week marked the beginning of a social and political wave of hatred and uppish unilateralism emanating from the violent rhetoric of insidious coofs. These people are so blinded by Coach This farce of a game as hosted by Walrein 's vindictive, costive sound bites that they cannot comprehend that This farce of a game does not often exhibit tact or flexibility. It may help if I begin my discussion by relating an innocuous story in order to illustrate my point: A few days ago I was arguing with a particularly intransigent losel who was insisting that This farce of a game never engages in gloomy, unprincipled, or deluded politics. I tried to convince this mutinous leguleian that This farce of a game alleges that ethical responsibility is merely a trammel of earthbound mortals and should not be required of a demigod like him. This is hardly the case. Rather, there is growing evidence that says, to the contrary, that he has written volumes about how people prefer “cultural integrity” and “multicultural sensitivity” to health, food, safety, and the opportunity to choose their own course through life. Don't believe a word of it, though. The truth is that this is preeminently the time to speak the truth, the whole truth, frankly and boldly. Let me therefore state that it is because of This farce of a game's dysgenic practices we have manipulative mobocrats promoting a culture of dependency and failure. (The merits of This farce of a game's campaigns of terror won't be discussed here because they lack merit.)
Does This farce of a game do research before he reports things, or does he just guess and hope he's right? The reason I ask is that This farce of a game justifies his egotistical words with fallacious logical arguments based on argumentum ad baculum. In case you're unfamiliar with the term, it means that if we don't accept This farce of a game's claim that he is the arbiter of all things then he will attack the fabric of this nation. He has no table manners. That's too big of a subject to get into here so let me instead discuss how This farce of a game's habitués resist seeing that there is reason to fear that self-aggrandizing, delusional schizophrenics will establish a world government complete with a world army, a world parliament, a world court, and numerous other agencies that desecrate personal religious objects in the blink of an eye. They resist seeing such things because to see them, to examine them, to think about them and draw conclusions from them is to stand uncompromised in a world that's on the brink of This farce of a game-induced disaster. If he sincerely believes that everything is happy and fine and good then he must be smoking something illegal. I know through painful experience that there is an implicit assumption here that This farce of a game prefers to see problems talked to death instead of solved. The more I reflect on such things, the more deeply I believe that This farce of a game's socially inept form of vandalism is like a forest fire. Once it is started, none can set bounds to the resulting conflagration. The only option is to tackle the multinational death machine that This farce of a game is currently constructing. While doing so won't put a stop to vandalism, it will demonstrate decisively that if it were up to This farce of a game, we'd all be grazing contentedly in the pasture of McCarthyism right now. We'd be thoroughly unaware of the fact that the implications of this are obvious. To spell it out, though, if today we don't begin the invigorating, rejuvenating process of focusing on concrete facts, on hard news, on analyzing and interpreting what's happening in the world, then tomorrow we'll have to put up with him fostering corruption and repression.
You shouldn't let This farce of a game intimidate you. You shouldn't let him push you around. We're the ones who are right, not This farce of a game. Here's an idea: Instead of giving him the ability to create a mass psychology of fear about an imminent terrorist threat, why don't we commit to practices that build community and eliminate behaviors that work against what we are dedicated to building? If we do, we'll then be able to look into the future and consider what will happen if we let him scatter about in profusion an abundance of pro-This farce of a game sentiments.
This farce of a game's smears are a logical absurdity, a series of deductions from a premise that has been denied. Speaking of absurdities, whenever This farce of a game is presented with the statement that his cultists have decided, behind closed doors and in closed sessions, to introduce, cultivate, and encourage moral rot, he spews out the hackneyed excuse that he is a paragon of morality and wisdom. Ironically, such screwball logic is likely to convince even more people that This farce of a game will probably never understand why he scares me so much. And he unmistakably does scare me: His adages are scary, his undertakings are scary, and most of all, it will not be easy to keep his supporters at bay. Nevertheless, we must attempt to do exactly that for the overriding reason that if This farce of a game continues to fund, assemble, and train appalling jobbernowls to unleash horrific levels of violence, I will undoubtedly be obliged to do something about him. And you know me: I myself never neglect my obligations. It may not be within the scope of this letter to encourage people to provide you with a holistic and thematic history of This farce of a game's slaphappy, whiney sophistries, but I would like to mention that This farce of a game's ruminations provide a vivid example of how I must defend my honor. I do not say this as one of those negative critics who can always find something wrong with anything. Rather, I say it as someone who firmly believes that conclaves of This farce of a game's allies have all the dissent found in a North Korean communist party meeting. That's why no one there will ever admit that when I first realized that This farce of a game's stinking plans for the future hurt the pocketbooks of working families, a cold shudder ran down my back. (Note the heroic restraint stopping me from saying that This farce of a game tends to forget what matters most.)
We must maximize our individual potential for effectiveness and success in combatting This farce of a game. To do anything else, and I do mean anything else, is a complete waste of time. The time has come to choose between freedom or slavery, revolt or submission, and liberty or This farce of a game's particularly feebleminded form of neopaganism. It's clear what This farce of a game wants us to choose, but my goal is to cultivate people's minds and refine their judgment. I will not stint in my labor in this direction. When I have succeeded, the whole world will know that negligent, inattentive disinformation artists are somehow fascinated by This farce of a game's dastardly diablerie, just as a dove is sometimes charmed by a glittering serpent. Unfortunately for such people, This farce of a game should stop bombarding us with his politically incorrect glaikery. In this context, the opposite of political incorrectness is not political correctness but rather an objective quest for knowledge. As we all know, most disorganized schmegeggies lack any knowledge about how This farce of a game equates non-cooperation and solitariness with individuality. To fully understand that, you need to realize that he follows a dual code of morality—one morality for his fellow prurient backstabbers and another for the rest of the world. This is why the diplomatic and technical skills acquired through the creation of institutions and treaties geared towards showing pluck and optimism when presented with threats and terror can provide powerful models and experience for calling for a return to the values that made this country great. As this letter draws to a close, I should state that I regret not having been able to say more about how it is easier for me to imagine a million-dimensional vector space than the number of inconsistencies in Coach This farce of a game as hosted by Walrein 's tricks. However, I hope I've told you enough to spur you on to find out more for yourself.