Bless A Curse

[Low-Key]

They become friendlier towards you

Your starter gets a mysterious curse that all of their moves will miss 100% of the time. Status moves will fail as well. What u do?

 

[Mike81401]

You bench your starter and use something else.

While stranded in a desert, you see a oasis, but when you investigate, it turns out it was an illusion.

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

it's ok bc you hate wonderwall

your favourite subforum gets deleted without explanation

 

[War Incarnate]

it gets recreated again a day later.

you kick a wall... then realize it's not a wall as it begins to fall on you.

 

[Low-Key]

You have the strength to put it back up again!

You are cursed with a weird spell. You don't know this spell. But in a week, you will transform into a random mon (pretend you don't notice this.) The mon is completely randomized. No skill. Only luck. All pokemon have a 1/898 chance to be chosen.

 

[The Avalanches]

You have the strength to put it back up again!

You are cursed with a weird spell. You don't know this spell. But in a week, you will transform into a random mon (pretend you don't notice this.) The mon is completely randomized. No skill. Only luck. All pokemon have a 1/898 chance to be chosen.

You live out your days as a Pokémon befriending other Pokémon and rescuing Pokemon from dungeons

All water you drink from any source is now laced with LSD

 

[Plague von Karma]

You live out your days as a Pokémon befriending other Pokémon and rescuing Pokemon from dungeons

All water you drink from any source is now laced with LSD

This is already blursed

You have to read another bad Smogoff post

 

[Mike81401]

You wind up laughing at the post, given that it's so bad, it's good.

Your left Joy-Con starts irreversibly drifting upwards.

 

[LordThemberchaud]

You wind up laughing at the post, given that it's so bad, it's good.

Your left Joy-Con starts irreversibly drifting upwards.

My right one drifts downwards, so they counter each other.

You hate Kirby.

 

[OM]

You never liked kirby before the curse, anyways.

Your left arm stops responding and becomes paralyzed.

 

[zxgzxg]

You get the arm amputated and replaced with a sick-ass robot arm. You can't swim or work with wires ever again, but hey, everything good comes with a price.

Every kind of food is unbearably spicy for you.

 

[Mike81401]

Plot twist: you like spicy food.

While working on a lengthy project, your laptop runs out of battery and shuts down. Autosave was not turned on.

 

[War Incarnate]

While working on a lengthy project, your laptop runs out of battery and shuts down. Autosave was not turned on.

Just before that happens, you click the save button on whatever application you're building your project on. You don't lose anything.

You try to ride your Spectrier without knowing that only Calyrex could control one, causing it to go crazy before flinging you off its back and running away.

 

[Low-Key]

Luckily, you have a Regieleki, so you ride it and catch up to the Calyrex and get it back.

You are now the worst youtuber in the world.

 

[The Avalanches]

Luckily, you have a Regieleki, so you ride it and catch up to the Calyrex and get it back.

You are now the worst youtuber in the world.

Even though you’re the worst youtuber, you’re infamous and reviled to the point where you’re able to make a decent living off people’s hatred of you.

You impulsively blurt out very embarrassing secrets every time the you talk to the person you like.

 

[War Incarnate]

You impulsively blurt out very embarrassing secrets every time the you talk to the person you like.

The person you like is a nice person so she doesn't proceed to laugh at you everytime you do that. In fact, she even helps you control when you say something, eventually nullifying the curse.

You try out a teleporter that your friend lent you. It breaks on you, creating an extremely powerful wormhole which sucks you into an alternate dimension. As you realize that your teleporter is broken and there's nobody nearby that knows how to fix it, a car approaches at 40 miles per hour.

 

[OM]

Correct, this car is approaching at 40 miles morales' an hour, which is so cool you realize this is actually just a comic book universe and you get superpowers from the teleportation.

You get random back aches every time you try to finish a project

 

[Low-Key]

The aches don't hurt at all.

Suddenly, you feel thoughts of you killing yourself. There is no cure

 

[LordThemberchaud]

The aches don't hurt at all.

Suddenly, you feel thoughts of you killing yourself. There is no cure

You forget those thoughts.

Kirby is hunting you down.

 

[Low-Key]

You insert a really random obscure reference from a Kirby game. Kirby likes it so much that he forgets of hunting you down, and you become friends with him.

You forgot everything. Your birthday, your favorite food, etc. All memories are gone. There is no escape.

 

[OM]

You've forgotten your childhood trauma and live a better life without the PTSD flashbacks.

You're always hungry and the pain gets worse every day

 

[Mike81401]

You are a Guzzlord.

You get to travel to the past, but the moment you sneeze, everyone else in that time dies immediately.

 

[War Incarnate]

You get to travel to the past, but the moment you sneeze, everyone else in that time dies immediately.

Luckily, when you travel back to the present, all damage done is undone.

A failed warp to one of the dimensions of Ultra Space has left you flowing in the vacuum of Ultra Space. There is no oxygen there, and your oxygen supply is running low. All of a sudden, a Nihilego approaches you from behind. As your last remaining amounts of oxygen slip away from you, your consciousness fades as the lack of oxygen dizzies you. Then, your brain starts to feel fuzzy, and then you pass out. The Nihilego's poisons seep into your brain, damaging it irreversibly, and causing your doom.

 

[The Avalanches]

Luckily, when you travel back to the present, all damage done is undone.

A failed warp to one of the dimensions of Ultra Space has left you flowing in the vacuum of Ultra Space. There is no oxygen there, and your oxygen supply is running low. All of a sudden, a Nihilego approaches you from behind. As your last remaining amounts of oxygen slip away from you, your consciousness fades as the lack of oxygen dizzies you. Then, your brain starts to feel fuzzy, and then you pass out. The Nihilego's poisons seep into your brain, damaging it irreversibly, and causing your doom.

Buddy, we all got fetishes, but there’s a time and a place.

You are magically prevented from entering any mode of transportation except for hot air balloons and rigid airships.

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

The aches don't hurt at all.

they're not aches then, surely...