DEATHLINE
You all gather around the mountain's peak again, eating popcorn as
Yeti yells at
kingofkongs for not keeping a closer watch over the SANDS ARENA. He protests he was never informed of the ground rules before being kicked into it.
kingofkongs has now replaced the
Chunk of Ice, which was erroneously taken the day before while
Yeti was not on to control the nob cohost.
StevenSnype and
Quagsires roll their eyes, reminiscing on their days of watching over SANDSy feuds and how much better they were.
Crux, back from his 1000 days of sobbing after Lassie was raped, yells they forgot his BPV then took advantage of what he thinks is vague flavor, but
undisputed rises from the dead and anally rapes him. Together they fall off the mountain.
Everyone shrugs, not really caring about these oldfags.
Suicidal Pikachu runs out of someone's house, covered with blood and sobbing. He holds a clean knife to his own neck, apparently very suicidal, blubbering that some horrible death has happened.
You all quickly run to investigate, eager to find an actual body and feed
Cerberus, who is getting very hungry.
Several people vomit at the highly unusual circumstances
Cereza has found himself in. Nobody thought such a death was even possible, but apparently, whoever killed him was determined to set a new record.
It appears
Cereza was not anally raped, but ear canal raped. Someone was trying to outdo the Pumpking!
He is also coated in glow the dark paint, which fascinates
Human and
iss. Even his brain matter, trickling from his ear, has been baked into a cupcake and frosted. You aren't overly sure how someone got an oven close enough to bake brain matter still connected to the brain stem.
It's likely you don't want to know.
There is a note on the wall, written in
Cereza's blood, stating only 'BEAT THIS'. What a challenge!
Dear Cereza/Alina, you are Serebii
^hideous users in this image
You are a fat <snip>. Utterly useless and entirely oblivious, you run notable Pokemon information site serebii.net, as well as its terribly corrupt and idiotic communities, SPPf and the #spp chat. Because you are a deluded 20-something no-lifer who has no friends or women irl, and never will, you are a prime candidate for the GTFO Forums, since you don’t take care of yours anyway.
Every night, you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "NX – Pretend I’m Celebi and use Safeguard on user". You will pull out your Pokemon Platinum with your hacked shiny Celebi and have it use Safeguard, which will Safeguard that user for the night and prevent all actions targeted at them, sans kills, from succeeding.
Additionally, every day you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "DX – Crash the forums to IP trace user". You will suspect that user of being a notable troll who hates your crappy website and have an IP trace run on them, which will take all day but give you their role PM.
<snip>.
You are allied with the GTFO Forums. You win if the GTFO eliminate all threats. Additionally, you must gain access to the WEBS, and all living team members at the time of winning must have held it, in addition to it currently being in your possession.
Quote: I would have gay sex with Dragonite.
Surprising Dragonite's AIDS didn't kill Serebii first.
To everyone's relief, some users make their way back to replace
Cereza in the lynching numbers!
Maxim shows up, glad to be back as he was feeling rather bored, covered in sludge. He looks a tad bit traumatized but doesn't show any weakness to you vultures.
Lady Salamence trembles as she's dropped back in front of all of you, nervously looking around for
Shining Latios's horny mess. Someone asks where she was, and she cries she was taken to a strange city by some really disgusting lovebirds.
It is oddly quiet, though.
Shining Latios isn't asking her for pics or declaring his love for her, nor is he sitting in the corner fapping. It appears he is missing!
He isn't alone off in kidnapland, though.
Paradoxus is REALLY KIDNAPPED this time.
There is a third man missing, and as none of their bodies can be found and
Cerberus merely shrugs when asked if he took them alive, you figure
Blazikenmaster-Zeo is simply off on a little trip as well.
DON'T TARGET OR SPEAK TO SL, PARADOXUS OR BM-ZEO UNTIL THEY RETURN.
The SANDS ARENA currently has no items, it should but SHOOP SHOOP kok denies any knowledge that in the event of a tie, junkyard items remain in place.
It is now Day Three. D3 will end in 48 hours, 8/31 at 4:00pm PST, maybe later, or when there is majority and all actions are in.
We had full actions but if you do not get on IRC before D3 ends we will sub you out for inactivity because that likely means your team is doing all your work.
kok is sending results.