¿QUE DÍA ESTÁ? !POR SUPUESTO, ESTÁ EL DÍA DE CÉSAR CHÁVEZ!

[iDunno]

César Chávez apparently invented unions or something, one of the most destructive and dangerous forces in America. And apparently he has his own day. And I have a day off of school today, April 1st. Who had any idea who the fuck César Chávez is, and who had any idea that he had a day? And why the hell have I never had César Chávez day off before? AND CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHO HE IS??

Did i miss something in history class or something...?

¡SÍ, SE PUEDE!
YES, IT IS POSSIBLE!
god that slogan is much crappier in English...

 

[Cooky]

HEY WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY LETS EAT HIM

YEEAAHHH BOB WE LOVE YOU

 

[Mysterious Trainer]

Dude, where have you been? He's like the Hispanic Martin Luther King Jr. Oh, and Chavez Day is only a holiday in 8 states, have you moved lately?

 

[iDunno]

Uh.. It's not my fault most everyone in suburban LA is a racist fuck. I have never been told that he existed. Ever.