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lol alright then. I guess I'll just give it to you for whatever since you don't have anything I want and you don't have a trade thread. For future reference though, you should consider making one so you can work out trades more easily and keep track of your stuff. You don't have to put up all the pokemon you have or make it elaborate like most people do, but just having a list of what you have would be helpful.