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No problem, my friend. I just hope that the Taxxons below you two are enough of an incentive to not lose. Also, I hope that the Flavor was realistic enough and logical :P
You might want to note that a multi-hit move is 35% for either 2 or 3 hits and 15% for either 4 or 5. With a Bug typing (Crustle) this goes to 35% for either 2 or 3 hits and 30% for 5 hits.
I remember seeing you use a sub for (If sand storm is used, use rain dance, if used a second time use taunt) on Match and there was nothing about push back. what happened?