Many top players have come out and expressed their dissatisfaction with the state of affairs in SV OU. Every time I open TrainerAid there's an SPL starter saying "god I can't wait until I don't have to play this anymore" and that's probably not a good sign. The vibes are at a low point now that the freshness of the new meta has begun to wear off. As we know, if a metagame acquires bad vibes, it's pretty much cooked.
What we need is a ritual sacrifice which can make people feel better about the meta, and I believe that sacrifice should be Volcarona. Volcarona is the embodiment of everything that many players hate about this gen:
- User of defensive Tera and Quiver Dance to spiral out of control in one turn
- Notoriously matchup-dependent even before SV
- Flame Body
- Premier Tera Blast abuser to fill holes in its coverage
- This isn't really relevant but Fiery Dance is a completely unserious move lol 50% is such a silly roll for both parties involved
Are all of these attributes enough to make it broken? I'm not qualified to say if it is or isn't. But I think we should still tie it to a pyre and set it ablaze, because people aren't big on any of the attributes above and this one guy has all of them. This is a sinful and duplicitous mon that spits in the face of honest setup sweepers. It is not a new mon: we have been seeing the moth do the same thing for over a decade, and now it's gotten even better at being groan-inducing.
Nothing else on the table would be a sufficient sacrifice. People love Ogerpon for just being the cutest darn thing ingame, and also people really hate Alomomola. Tera Blast would just result in 40 pages of semantic arguments followed by a DNB anyways. Any kind of Tera or kokoloko action is dead in the water unless someone on here can invent a time machine — that kind of change to the status quo, this far into the lifespan of the game, would never get anywhere near enough support.
Meanwhile, Volcarona is an unsettling moth with kind of weird proportions and attributes that people generally despise. It's an easy scapegoat for the meta. I recognize that this analysis is almost entirely vibes-based: however, if you want to improve the vibes of the meta as a whole, there's no better target than Volcarona.
What we need is a ritual sacrifice which can make people feel better about the meta, and I believe that sacrifice should be Volcarona. Volcarona is the embodiment of everything that many players hate about this gen:
- User of defensive Tera and Quiver Dance to spiral out of control in one turn
- Notoriously matchup-dependent even before SV
- Flame Body
- Premier Tera Blast abuser to fill holes in its coverage
- This isn't really relevant but Fiery Dance is a completely unserious move lol 50% is such a silly roll for both parties involved
Are all of these attributes enough to make it broken? I'm not qualified to say if it is or isn't. But I think we should still tie it to a pyre and set it ablaze, because people aren't big on any of the attributes above and this one guy has all of them. This is a sinful and duplicitous mon that spits in the face of honest setup sweepers. It is not a new mon: we have been seeing the moth do the same thing for over a decade, and now it's gotten even better at being groan-inducing.
Nothing else on the table would be a sufficient sacrifice. People love Ogerpon for just being the cutest darn thing ingame, and also people really hate Alomomola. Tera Blast would just result in 40 pages of semantic arguments followed by a DNB anyways. Any kind of Tera or kokoloko action is dead in the water unless someone on here can invent a time machine — that kind of change to the status quo, this far into the lifespan of the game, would never get anywhere near enough support.
Meanwhile, Volcarona is an unsettling moth with kind of weird proportions and attributes that people generally despise. It's an easy scapegoat for the meta. I recognize that this analysis is almost entirely vibes-based: however, if you want to improve the vibes of the meta as a whole, there's no better target than Volcarona.