As I walked into the PU room,
preparing to go unpicked,
I was, to my shock, nominated,
it would appear I had been tricked.
My price went up, and up, and up,
I had never felt so alive!
But my joy was killed by one short line,
"Lily, you're playing gen five."
My manager had to be joking, right?
That's not even a real tier.
I sifted through the resource thread,
there's no way they'd put me here!
My first loss was honestly quite sad, but
to be fair, Monferno is wild.
I had no idea Sneasel was allowed!
I was forced to sit out like a child.
But there was light at the end of the tunnel, or
I guess it's actually Dark?
A small, unranked, yellow lizard
began my redemption arc.
Scraggy won me week after week,
it had saved me from my pit,
and in classic fashion, its season ended
with an untimely Focus Punch crit.