Thanks cape for making this thread, it is such a great story haha.
There are so many memorable quotes, it's probably the funniest thing I've read ever.
Now then, let me just say that this is most likely a fake. Sure, you could say that there are idiots like this everywhere, but there were some quotes in the posts which were bugging me. For instance, Denko's friend A-ko is supposedly giving information about Denko for money. Sure, it is plausible this could happen, but I interpret it as an excuse to keep the story going and increase the probability of this being an actual real story.
I think the post where OP describes Denko and says "and she is still a virgin" is a tell-tale sign that this could be fake. The response is "How do you know she's still a virgin?". Now this is true; there is no way that OP knows Denko is a virgin. So, the OP, realising he's in trouble, decides to bring up A-ko again, as she's the one who gave the information. This, in my eyes at least, is an obvious excuse. The responders believed it.
Aaand then there's the page where some responders were actually there at the time when Denko met OP at the cheryy blossoms, as "snakes", and didn't see OP. OP doesn't even bother responding to why they never saw him. He then makes the thread about bullying, where everybody wants to hear about Denko and he ignores them completely, because he's so emotionally torn and whatnot. The question here is why he made a thread with his stupid fucking emoticon when he didn't want to talk about Denko... ODD.
The story, whilst extremely well-written, is a fake, and too unbelievable to be true. The surprise ending is just.. too farfetched and the fact that he keeps on using this emoticon when others tell him not to is suspicious to say the least.
10/10 in terms of the story and its content though, top notch. I know a lot of people think this guy isn't a troll, and I'll get a lot of hate for this post, but yeah, this is my viewpoint.
<alk>this guy should really become a screenwriter