Post your searing hot takes

[Divine Retribution]

Satire is never a serious artistic statement.

I am choosing to interpret this as satire.

 

[Notgamingreally]

soy sauce belongs with fries

Soy sauce belongs with nothing

 

[Shandeur]

Don't know if this is a hot take, but porn needs to be more restricted. Make that shit harder to access because god damn kids today do NOT need to be seeing all that

 

[Notgamingreally]

Don't know if this is a hot take, but porn needs to be more restricted. Make that shit harder to access because god damn kids today do NOT need to be seeing all that

What’s your proposal for that tho

 

[Shandeur]

What’s your proposal for that tho

Some sort of id requirement would be good enough. Possibly a face photo but realistically it's hard to keep porn restricted with the amount of places you could get it from (Google, Other people who have it, Discord, etc)

 

[Pika Xreme]

Kids shouldn't be on the internet in the first place; porn is far from the only problem with that.

- sincerely, someone who's speaking from experience.

 

[Notgamingreally]

Eh I think the real problem (personally) Is parents being a little bit too unrestrictive with their child’s internet and kids not knowing proper internet use before heading on there.

 

[War Incarnate]

good parenting is the remedy to (most) ills, bad parenting is typically the cause of many of them

case-in-point, internet and kids

 

[RainWaiv]

Soy sauce belongs with nothing

Absolutely untrue
Source: am asian and can cook

 

[Divine Retribution]

Low-sodium soy sauce will also (eventually) dissolve a body. It's not the most efficient thing, but people are less likely to ask why you have a vat of soy sauce lying around compared to a vat of hydrochloric acid, especially if you own a Chinese food restaurant or something. And, hey, if you ever run out of pork, I have it on good word that people taste just like pork.

 

[RainWaiv]

Low-sodium soy sauce will also (eventually) dissolve a body. It's not the most efficient thing, but people are less likely to ask why you have a vat of soy sauce lying around compared to a vat of hydrochloric acid, especially if you own a Chinese food restaurant or something.

I think a dark red vat of acid is just as suspicious as a bucket of soy sauce with a corpse inside of it but what do i know

 

[Divine Retribution]

I think a dark red vat of acid is just as suspicious as a bucket of soy sauce with a corpse inside of it but what do i know

Well, if they know there's a corpse inside of it, you already fucked up.

 

[faint]

Don't know if this is a hot take, but porn needs to be more restricted. Make that shit harder to access because god damn kids today do NOT need to be seeing all that

Some sort of id requirement would be good enough. Possibly a face photo but realistically it's hard to keep porn restricted with the amount of places you could get it from (Google, Other people who have it, Discord, etc)

Kids shouldn't be on the internet in the first place; porn is far from the only problem with that.

- sincerely, someone who's speaking from experience.

friendly reminder this is the hot takes thread not the completely deranged takes thread

 

[Divine Retribution]

What if we just banned kids?

 

[Notgamingreally]

It’s probably possible eventually to birth an 18 year old human

 

[RainWaiv]

It’s probably possible eventually to birth an 18 year old human

sounds like it would hurt though

 

[Notgamingreally]

sounds like it would hurt though

Yeah but
You get the post partum depression + midlife crisis bonding exercise

 

[Pika Xreme]

It’s probably possible eventually to birth an 18 year old human

I'm pretty sure this is the start of at least one Norse myth.

 

[1LDK]

Best System of a Down song is Lost in Hollywood

 

[testingnewstrat]

soy sauce belongs with fries

I’m Italian, and I remember in detail a conversation I had with a close friend years ago in middle school. We were talking at lunch about Italian foods, and he told me that his mom mixed soy sauce with ramen and added spaghetti to it. Soy sauce on fries is nothing. Soy sauce-spaghetti-ramen is the way.

 

[earl]

reminds me of how corn-and-mayo pizza (nothing else but those 2 things on there. replacing the sauce and cheese) is a staple pizza variety in japan. tastes as bad and weird as youd expect

 

[testingnewstrat]

I am dying in Italian rn. Hurts more than breaking spaghetti.

 

[Notgamingreally]

reminds me of how corn-and-mayo pizza (nothing else but those 2 things on there instead of sauce and cheese) is a staple pizza variety in japan. tastes as bad and weird as youd expect

“Tastes as bad as you’d expect” no I need corn on my pizza now where can I get this

 

[Bakugames]

Tastes as bad as you’d expect” no I need corn on my pizza now where can I get this

you can also get it in brazil. our pizzas floor anything italy has ever put out (true) (facts) (real)

 

[Local Dog]

you can also get it in brazil. our pizzas floor anything italy has ever put out (true) (facts) (real)

Honestly when I look at Brazilian pizza, I understand why this country is like mad max in a tropical climate