Well, I feel dumb :D
You are, of course, correct.
In that case, could I please have
Kartana:
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Fightinium Z Jolly | Beast Boost
IVs: 30/31/29/x/31/31 (Hyper trained to 31/31/31/31/31/31)
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Swords Dance / Leaf Blade / Smart Strike / Sacred Sword
Thanks again - I...